One day, as Lydia was working, minding her own business, her boss came up to her and started yelling at her for no reason at all. She a dit to him, "Listen here. I don't know who pissed in your Cheerios, but that's no reason to take it out on me. I didn't do anything to you!" He said, "Well, I feel like yelling, and you're here, so guess what!" She threw a quarter at him and said, "Here's a quarter! Call someone who cares!" He said, "You're fired!" She put on Foxy's lead, and as she headed out the door, she said, "Goodbye, monkey's butt, and those are the last words you're going to hear from...
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