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Fenrir I LIKE LIVING LIFE ON THE EDGE XD

kris10853 ARE YOU GONNA SEND THEM A LINK TO IT NEXT? XD

Fenrir A link to what? lol

kris10853 Nothing...Im not giving you ideas XD

Fenrir The worst thing I can think of is that horny puppet video you showed me XD

kris10853 .....SEND IT PLEASE XD OR HAVE YOUR TROLL DO IT LOL

Fenrir She's your troll, not mine XD And she hasn't talked to me since I banished her lol

kris10853 Steal her back then XD TAKE HIM DOWN. SHE WAS YOURS FIRST.

Fenrir WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT HER? XD

kris10853 BECAUSE SHES ALL YOUR GONNA GET? XD

Fenrir ...Did you forget about your mom? XD

kris10853 .....What if the troll IS my mom? ;) WE FOOLED YOU ALL

Fenrir AHAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT ME. Is this some kind of April fools bullshit? XD

kris10853 Depends. How many things did you fall for already? XD

Fenrir An embarrassing amount of things. I lost count XD

kris10853 ....Then add this to the list XD

Fenrir ...BUT IT'S NOT APRIL FOOLS DAY ANYMORE XD

kris10853 FINE. ADD IT TO THE LIST OF ALL THE FAILS ^IN YOUR LIFE.

Fenrir ...MAYBE I WILL. It's late and I can't think of a comeback XD

kris10853 Exactly how long is this list? XD

Fenrir *looks at icon* Dumbledore can tell you XD

kris10853 XD For once I have reason to believe it's bigger lol

Fenrir ...What are we talking about now? XD

kris10853 ......Can it be me and your dads plans for tonight? XD

Fenrir Forget my dad tonight. Go watch Titanic 3D by yourself XD

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MAH SIRIUS BLACK POEM

posted by wotcher-tonks

toi can’t write a poem about Sirius Black
Sirius Black is…A rebel without a cause
He defied his family name
When the Sorting hat shouted GRYFFINDOR!
He was blasted off his family arbre
When he ran away from home
He Became an animagus along with his best friends
He took the form of a dog
And joined the Order of the Phoenix
To defy Lord Voldemort
Sirius Black…Lost his best friend James
On the night of Halloween
Then Sirius was blamed
For selling out James and his wife Lily
An innocent man sent to Azkaban
For a crime he didn’t do
Framed par a rat
Who was once a friend
How could a friend do this to you?
He was locked away for twelve years ou so
When he finally escaped
He found his godson Harry
And tried his best to keep him safe
The, at the Department of Mysteries
While trying to keep young Harry safe
He died at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange
With the ghost of a laugh on his face
:’(

“Come on, toi can do better than that!”

Yes, it sucks. Do I care? Nah.

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"Just trying to diffuse the tension" - Fred Weasley Part two

posted by simpleplan

Funny citations :3

1. Last night I lay in lit looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2. The only reason people get Lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

3. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

4. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

5. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

6. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist a dit something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo...

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My BS English story for this novel we were lire and I got full marks

posted by GemonkDruid

This is for salade, laitue aka Fen aka my so-called lover -__-

Story:

Eulogy for Istar:

Dere many tings I ken sab ‘bout Istar. Istar was good sista, an good amigo. She na bad performer as well, but die working on los altos, on da platform. Heahs how dess passed: she skeerd par los altos, she dizzy an fell in de arena, an die, as Istar’s sista Mariam sab. Na I feel all lone coz of she dess. I hope ya all feel triste an all lone too.

Istar dead coz Hyd an Peter sab she perform borin on de flar. I don tink she boring. I tink she interesting. I tink she wicked performer. She spik saft an she dress an...

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My haut, retour au début 10 favori Punk Bands.

posted by Fenrir

So I thought I should post this article here because no one ever visits the Punk spot :P I hope that's okay with the rest of you? I'm sure it is. Most of toi seem to like punk so...here I go!

This article is just MY opinion. Don't take it so literal. And don't be hurt if toi see one of your bands in a low position...or just not on here :P

10. A jour To Remember

In récent years punk seems to have shifted from skater to hardcore. (I'm plus of a fan of patin, patinage punk myself) But out of all of the modern metalcore bands I have to say A jour To Remember is the best. So here they are at number 10.

9. Weezer...

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Lord Voldemort LOVES Lawn Bowling!.....Yet can't solve simple word problems.

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: sparknotes.com. They have this thing every week called the "Think Tank", and this was the problem from a few weeks ago. Can toi guys help our Lord solve the problem? ou will he crucio toi into oblivion for not being able to? How word-savvy are toi fellow Death Eaters??

Everybody's favori Dark Lord is dressed in his finest white zoot suit (picture Joseph Gordon Levitt, but with vastly plus figurative blood on his hands, ou Sue Sylvester, with vastly plus figurative blood on hers) and can't wait to meet up with—well, no one, because he has no friends. But nonetheless, he's breathless...

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The Official and Complete Biggerstaff Playlist

posted by lucius_malloy

So this is the Biggerstaff playlist I made. It's titled 'BIGGERSTAFF<3 :) x' and the ':) x' part is specifically shoved in there for Accio's sake, since she's always shoving it in everywhere. It only has artists, because I CBA write down all the albums and stuffs. It's basically the liste Gemmy gave me with various people's other awesome others added in (comment and I'll add yours)... enjoy!

30 secondes to Mars
The Academy Is...
All-American Rejects
Amber Pacific
Avril Lavigne
Bowling For Soup
Boys Like Girls
Cobra Starship
Cute Is What We Aim For
Darren Freaking Criss
Escape The Fate
Evanescence
Fall...

What the cœur, coeur wants sequel to Justice and Revelations Chapter 1

posted by hsmgirl14a

It was the jour of the big and grand party for the Christmas holidays almost a mois early. Caitlin Black had been able to convince Albus Dumbledore to let her and her Friends go accueil early for the holidays. Their schoolwork and all were going to be sent par the owls and Caitlin had her uncle to help her if she did not get something. It had been a few years since her and George had gotten together. She was still happily in l’amour with him. They played pranks and had so much fun together at school. They had fights like regular couples did. One of their fights caused Caitlin to have to go to the...

Why Fate Hates Me

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, so global, ensemble I had a pretty okay-ish jour today. Nothing too good, and nothing too terrible. Except for my stupid-ass friend who, in his attempt to play a practical joke on me, accidentally deleted my entire English essay that I’d been working on for two weeks and is due tomorrow.
But that isn’t the worst of it, oh no.
The weather forecast predicted there’d be a slight chance of light rain, so I figured that it would be okay to ride my bike. So an heure ago, a bit before school let out, I looked out the window and saw that it was indeed lightly raining. Okay, a little setback in my two...

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a really shitty and spur-of-the-moment short story ^^

posted by lucius_malloy

It's not so bad when I'm alone, the constant buzzing. The voices dim to a faint hum in the background. If I'm alone in the building, I can almost taste the silence that resides just out of my grasp.
Sweet, blessed silence. I haven't heard it for years now, not since Dad died, and I'm pretty sure I'd give anything just to hear it again. Anything, anyone -- just tell where to deposit them, God, and they're all yours. Just give me silence again.

It all starterpd four years ago, when my dad died in that freak accident. I was 13 then, and didn't quite get it. One jour Dad was there and my head was...

Justice and revelations Chapter 2

posted by hsmgirl14a

The sun came through the window of the Gryffindor girl’s dorm room forcing the occupants of the room to either wake up ou pull a oreiller over their head and fall back asleep.The only other person in the room besides Caitlin and Hermione was Ron's sister Ginny. She woke up her eyes were fixed on her friend Hermione as the events of the précédant night came rushing back to her at full speed. When she came back from the Azkaban prison she had told her Friends about what had happened last night. They were surprised at the story that she had told them but none the less they still supported her in...

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Lord Voldemort Takes a Facebook Survey

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.

"I like taking pointless Facebook surveys as much as the suivant person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling l’amour might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most récent survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last Kiss standing up, sitting down, ou lying down?
The only Kiss I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose lit were toi on last?
Nagini's,...

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Songs Travis Should Sing, but Prolly won't, coz he's chicken ;]

posted by GemonkDruid

;]]]]]] I was bored. And please, no Femonk/Travtina comments.

1. Helena par MCR

Because 2 people already covered it and it's full of win.

2. Girlfriend par Avril Lavigne

I always find it funny when guys sing it. xD Especially the "Hell yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess!"

3. 17 par Jet

Coz he is... 17, I mean. :p

4. NYAN CAT song

He knows all the lyrics. ;]]]

5. Waiting par Green jour (or any of the songs off Warning)

Because I am currently addicted to the song.

6. Destroya par MCR

I am a perv ;]

7. Baby par Justin Bieber

Coz he lied to us all about doing it.

8. Addicted par Simple Plan

Becauseeeee... I dunno. lol

9. I Wanna Be Sedated par The Ramones

Because... it rocks.

10. Sing par MCR

Appropriate, isn't it?

11. a redneck country song

MDR I dunno any, but it'll be funneh if he does.

12. Time to Dance par Panic!

Because I a dit so.

Oh, Martina (For Gemonk's Belated Birthday)

posted by VampiresRevenge

My other gift was going to suck balls, so I decided to dick around and rewrite the lyrics of My Wena. :P (I hope the pun made sense lol)

Her name's Martina
Hey, have toi seen her
Flirting with her crush named "Travis"
She gets so angry
But really flattered
When someone says she could be a Mrs.

She has many fanpop frieeeeends
She's a friend to the end

Martina is lonely tonight
She's cries when someone is offline
She's only happy when they say that they might
Stay onliiiiine
Just a little bit longer

GemonkDruid
That is her other name
And no one knows the meaning (*I do* :P)
She loves "U MAD BRO?"
And also "Y...

Three Cheers for Sweet VampiresRevenge

posted by VampiresRevenge

Again, as an original Biggerstaff, I decided to copy yet another article idea.

This is about me, myself, and I. Yes, there are three different people, hence the fact that only three people are cheering for me. That's kind of sad, actually.

And I have no clue how to start this article.

TROUBLE LOVES MEEEE
WALKS BESIDE MEEEE
TO CHIDE MEEEE
NOT TO GUIDE MEEEE
IT'S STIIIILL MUCH MORE
THAN YOU'LL DOOOO

(Morrissey, bitches.)

Now that that's out of the way...

Who I Am:
- I am female, but it the Biggerstaff family I'm a male.
- RL name: Mary
- Biggerstaff name: Marion (creepy uncle ftw)
- I live in the U.S. and that's...

My Depressed Story

posted by Waterwhip

I sat their in my room staring outside the window with wet eyes from the forever falling tears. The tears pour out of my eyes, one par one, and slipped down my cheek to land on my black skinny jeans. I remembered how 2 years il y a on that day, I had woken up carefree, happy, and, overall, free. This morning I had woken up depressed and frightened out of my wits. But yet, I woke up determined as I always had.

Years il y a I had always wearing bright couleurs with my hair pulled back into a pony-tail. But lately things had been changing drastically. My black-brown hair hung in front of my face to hide...

My favori Shows (a.k.a. Mary is Bored / A Copycat)

posted by VampiresRevenge

1. Criminal Minds
Description: A section of the FBI, called the Behavioral Analysis Unit (or BAU), profil criminals to solve crimes. A lot of psychology + crime solving = happy Mary.
How I Found It: My bro recommended it.
High Point: Spencer Reid and all of his nerdiness/adorableness. (Nerdiness isn't a word?! Stupid dictionary... Anyway, he's nerdy).
Low Point: JJ and Prentiss getting cut from the show. CBS, I hate you.
Favorite Character: Spencer Reid, like toi couldn't tell.
Least favori Character: I would say Seaver, but I kind of stopped watching after JJ and Prentiss left, and I only saw...

What is on TV Exactly that Catches Dark's Eye?

posted by xDark_Angelx

Really wish I could come up with a plus clever title, but that'll do...I guess. ^^

Looks like a bug's been caught, and now I'm giving it a go! :D Anyway, I’m really picky on what shows I really like to watch, but whatever I like, most of the time it’ll be comedy. So I don’t have ten shows to love, but five could work. Actually, this won’t be in any order whatsoever. I’m only going to put my five favori shows in aléatoire symbols, but I don’t have an absolute favori montrer out of these anyway.

%) Modern Family
Description: A mockumentary focusing on three families, related in some way....

What the hell does Gred watch anyways?

posted by Gred_and_Forge

So I got the idea from Lunalovely who got the idea from GD. Basically it's a listing of my favori shows. I think it's a good idea to write one, and just like Luna said, help each other get to know each other better. Some shows are quite obvious that I like (if toi talk to me a lot, toi already know lol). Anywho, here goes my attempt at écriture my second article ever. Let the hilarity ensue.

10. Nikita
Description: Bad cul, ass girl who got away from The Division because she couldn't stand it anymore. She helps another girl (Alex) get back in there so they can take the organization down while fighting...

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Leah: My Persona

posted by rapunzeleah123

My name is Leah. I'm 13 years old. I live somewhere in the messed up country that is America. I have an older brother and two parents, plus a sweet yellow Lab.

My favori couleurs are a tie between violet and silver. I l’amour books, and movies. My favori shows are Psych and The Office (America). I l’amour ice cream and chocolate, *drools* but I hate chocolat ice cream. Helena Bonham Carter rocks my socks off (and I'm not even wearing any xD). I ADORE Hermione. MCR rules the world <3 I find Justin Bieber incredibly annoying, along with his little fangirls. I'm a Gryffinclaw, but my real house...

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Why My Country Sucks

posted by GemonkDruid

ARGH I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING commentaires ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING AUSTRALIA BEING THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING DESIRED VACATION SPOT. ou SOMETHING.

How do toi imagine Australia? A lovely rosy desert with hopping kangaroos? The Harbour Bridge and Opera House? The Great Barrier Reef?

Or lazy-ass, fucked-up racists who keep bitching and bitching?

If toi don't like the latter, well then too bad, coz that's what's toi get*.

Here are all the things I despise about Australia:

- The music. I know a lot of countries have their good artists (Green Day!) and their bad artists (Rebblack). However, Australia...