Funnehs

Caitlin started to eat her strips of bacon, pancakes, eggs, and fruit. Halfway through the meal she was talking with George about a few pranks that she had been thinking of playing on McGonagall and Snape at the beginning of the school an when she felt a cold piece of egg fly at the side of her face. She turned her head to see Fred grinning at her and in his hand was what he used to fling the eggs at her. She smirked and secretly threw a piece of fruit at him. She sighed as a nourriture fight was started and a bunch of nourriture was thrown across the room hitting Fred and the Weasley kids as well as...

I looked at the piece of paper in my hand. I had found it on my bureau this morning. It wasn’t my handwriting, ou mum’s, ou even Immie’s. All it a dit was: Lottie--to find your destiny, go to 13 Loophole Way. Secretly, I thought it was my father’s handwriting. He passed away last year, when I was 13. At breakfast, I casually mentioned this to mum. This was the reaction I got:
“Charlotte Irene Endale! Your father is- your father is- is dead. He would not-could not leave toi a note in the middle of the night!” I could see the tears in her eyes so I a dit “Bye, mum! Have a nice day!”...

A story I wrote when I was five, copied here word for word, spelling mistakes nag grammar errors kept lol. I found it while cleaning my room...

Cataya ran out of the stall, "the tolit is hunted." everyone laugfed "Its true", "run for your lives." The janitor ran in "was it the ghost ou the tolit" "Both." Cataya exclaimed. "The ghost was gree with sharp teeth." "The tolit was orange wuth razor sharp teeth and it always yelled I'm the toilinator!"

Cataya was angry her classmates didn't belive her her teachers, even her parents didn't belive her. Only Jakin cloche, bell Joans the janitor did belive. The...

I sighed as I woke up, blinking in the bright sunlight. I looked over at the sleeping Frank, and then at my alarm clock.

10:30!?

Quickly throwing off the covers, I leaped out of lit and threw on a robe. I couldn't believe I'd slept that late. Yeah, so it was summer vacation and 10:30 was nothing. But I usually got up at 7:00 a.m. I was a total freak

"LEAH!" A voice shrieked at me from outside my door. I groaned. Kris.
"Hold on, Kris, I'll be out in a minute!" I brushed my hair and teeth quickly and opened the door.

"You a dit last night toi were gonna make waffles!" Kris griped as we walked down...

The Fanwhore: Have toi ever been added par someone, and then when toi went to their profil to possibly add them back, saw only posts with things like "Thanks for the add!" as far as the eye could see? Congrats, you've just met a Fanwhore. This person is pretty much just obsessed with getting fans. They can spend hours adding people, and will usually add back anyone who adds them. They tend to have obscenely large numbers of fans, and to get them obscenely fast. Can go ballistic if they haven't gained at least five new fans in the last hour.
Also, some Fanwhores tend to reform after a while,...

I just wrote an entire article, then my stupid laptop went and deleted it all. Ghfdshfsdkj. SO FRICKEN ANGRY.

Okay then, so I'm from Britain, but NOT ENGLAND. Britain is Wales, Scotland and England. It is not ENGLAND. Besides joda, who has sadly disappeared from fanpop, I'm the only Biggerstaff that I know of that resides in Wales.

I am a Nerdfighter, a Whovian, a bookworm, a Potterhead, a demigod, and plus I can't be arsed remembering.

I hate learning Welsh, and I have to take it for my GCSEs... think of them as O.W.Ls. Definitely not taking them for A levels. Think of THEM as N.E.W.Ts :P

Okay......

I once heard the hardest thing to describe is yourself. And hell, no truer words have been spoken. Okay, no plus distractions.
I'm Diana _____, but on here, ya'll know me as Luna Biggerstaff. I'm 13,and I live in New York.
Sometimes my life feels like a drama series ou something. So lets see, how to begin..
I was born and raised in NYC, my parents are Colombian, and I have an older sister who has made all the wrong choices. My dad is an ass, he's sexist and lazy. My mom and him are divorved. I live with my mom and my stepdad, and my sister lives with my dad in our old house.
I've moved like 3...

(P.S. IM TIRED SO I CANNOT SPELL)
This is just my opinion on the anon article that was posté bashing GD. The only reason Im posting anonymously is because I dont want to ruin the friendship I have with them.

So Ill begin par sayimg this: We finally put our problems from the summer away, and if we all turn on eavh other, we're gonna bring them back and cause more.

I agreed with lots of the points toi made, but I also agreed with the comments. It is just how GD is, and thats okay. We shouldnt tell poeople to change and complain about how they are. I dont think she was deeply upset par your article,...

-___- I wrote this out completely, then it got erased, so during his Im gonna seem like Im in a pissed off mood probably. But ANYWAYS, since everyone was écriture bout their faveorite shows, I thought I would bout my favori movies.

1. Harry Potter
Favorite characters: Sirius, Tonks, George, and Oliver.
Least favorite: Bellatrix, Draco, and Ron. Ik Im gonna get some hate for that...

2. Back to the Future trilogy
Favorite characters: Marty, Dr. Brown, and George.
Least favorite: Biff, Griff, and Lorraine.

3. The Chronicles of Narnia
Favorite characters: Caspian, Reepicheep, Trumpkin, and Aslan.
Least...

Have toi ever had a dream that was so lifelike, and so perfect that toi never wanted it to end and felt disappointed and even maybe heartbroken when it ended? Well, I've had about 5 of these dreams.

5. The Buffy Comic dream
Date: about a an ago
Cause: watching Buffy an heure beforehand

I was browsing around this store that looked kinda blank, suspiciously like the 2-dollar store close to where I live.

I was browsing the bottom shelf when suddenly I came across a stack of Buffy Season 8 comics at a discounted price. I was just about to pay... when I woke up.

4. The Paramore Store dream
Date: about...

Alex:Go into as much detail as possible on the following questions:

Do toi play an instrument?

Best:No, I don't play an instrument. Although in Grade 3 and 4 my school made us learn how to play the flute, but I don't play it anymore.

Alex:Do toi have any pets(little brothers count =))?

Best:No pets as in animals, but I want a chiot ou kitty. :) And I have two younger brothers; one is 7 years old and the other a few weeks.

Alex:Tell me your Harry Potter life story.

Best:Well it started years ago, one night at my grandmother’s house when I was bored. My cousins had left already, and I was asking...