HOHOHOHO. THERE IS NO PIE. >D
Nah, but instead, I have a really crappy short story. Basically we're studying genres in English, and we're meant to give a 3-minute oral (that's what she said) speech in the form of a short story that reflects the genre that we were assigned to study. I got Detective/Mystery, and I pretty much suck at écriture anything but... comedy MDR so I need to know if this is good ou not. Ignore the names XD I'm gonna change them later MDR coz there are a few SPN and Bones fangirls in my class.
Dropping my camera gently to let it hang loose from my neck, I stalked over to my boss, Brennan, excitement bubbling in the pit of my stomach. I live for solving murders. 10 years of fantasizing and 5 years of training have earned me my dream job; working for criminology to help crack murder cases.
Right now, Brennan was questioning the guy who found the body, Jared Padalecki. He was Eli Stone’s (the victim) friend and colleague. “Is there anyone toi know that wanted to harm your friend?” Brennan asked in a low voice. Padalecki didn’t even hesitate to say, “Sam Riley. It all goes back to Sam.”
“Who?” I interjected. Brennan glared at me for a moment before motioning to the witness to continue. “He’s Angie’s ex. Eli’s fiancée’s ex. Had a thing against Eli ever since he a volé, étole Angie away from him. It’s only just a matter of time.”
Brennan made a ‘hmmm’ noise. At this moment, her partner Booth came back from interviewing the rest of the neighbours. He said, “All of them have only one suspect in mind. Man called Sa-”
“Sam Riley, I know,” she a dit curtly. “Well? We gonna bring him in for questioning?”
“Just sent a cop car out,” Booth replied.
They bring Riley into the interrogation room three hours later, to hear his story. No alibi. Huge motive. Brennan shooed me away, asking me to go back to the crime scene for any follow-up evidence.
When I reached there, the body was still not moved! I asked the M.E. what was up. He a dit there were still body fragments scattered on the lawn, needing to be collected. I went to the main corpse, which looked sickly and disturbing, and éperlan worse. I shuddered. This was the part of crime I could do without.
Suddenly, Padalecki appeared again. I stared at him, unsure of why he would be back. The answer came to me immediately, as he doused the body in gasoline, flicked a lit match on it, and ran away as the body was promptly engulfed in flames. I yelled out, rushing to the body, not thinking. Foolishly beating at the corpse with my bare hands.
An M.E. arrived quickly with water, and I was drenched along with the body. When Brennan arrived at the scene, she took one look at the burns on my hands, and demanded to know what happened.
What did happen? Was Riley still the main suspect? Why did Padalecki burn the body? Did he murder Eli? ou was Riley? ou maybe something bigger, plus sinister than both of them?
Nah, but instead, I have a really crappy short story. Basically we're studying genres in English, and we're meant to give a 3-minute oral (that's what she said) speech in the form of a short story that reflects the genre that we were assigned to study. I got Detective/Mystery, and I pretty much suck at écriture anything but... comedy MDR so I need to know if this is good ou not. Ignore the names XD I'm gonna change them later MDR coz there are a few SPN and Bones fangirls in my class.
Dropping my camera gently to let it hang loose from my neck, I stalked over to my boss, Brennan, excitement bubbling in the pit of my stomach. I live for solving murders. 10 years of fantasizing and 5 years of training have earned me my dream job; working for criminology to help crack murder cases.
Right now, Brennan was questioning the guy who found the body, Jared Padalecki. He was Eli Stone’s (the victim) friend and colleague. “Is there anyone toi know that wanted to harm your friend?” Brennan asked in a low voice. Padalecki didn’t even hesitate to say, “Sam Riley. It all goes back to Sam.”
“Who?” I interjected. Brennan glared at me for a moment before motioning to the witness to continue. “He’s Angie’s ex. Eli’s fiancée’s ex. Had a thing against Eli ever since he a volé, étole Angie away from him. It’s only just a matter of time.”
Brennan made a ‘hmmm’ noise. At this moment, her partner Booth came back from interviewing the rest of the neighbours. He said, “All of them have only one suspect in mind. Man called Sa-”
“Sam Riley, I know,” she a dit curtly. “Well? We gonna bring him in for questioning?”
“Just sent a cop car out,” Booth replied.
They bring Riley into the interrogation room three hours later, to hear his story. No alibi. Huge motive. Brennan shooed me away, asking me to go back to the crime scene for any follow-up evidence.
When I reached there, the body was still not moved! I asked the M.E. what was up. He a dit there were still body fragments scattered on the lawn, needing to be collected. I went to the main corpse, which looked sickly and disturbing, and éperlan worse. I shuddered. This was the part of crime I could do without.
Suddenly, Padalecki appeared again. I stared at him, unsure of why he would be back. The answer came to me immediately, as he doused the body in gasoline, flicked a lit match on it, and ran away as the body was promptly engulfed in flames. I yelled out, rushing to the body, not thinking. Foolishly beating at the corpse with my bare hands.
An M.E. arrived quickly with water, and I was drenched along with the body. When Brennan arrived at the scene, she took one look at the burns on my hands, and demanded to know what happened.
What did happen? Was Riley still the main suspect? Why did Padalecki burn the body? Did he murder Eli? ou was Riley? ou maybe something bigger, plus sinister than both of them?
toi can’t write a poem about Sirius Black
Sirius Black is…A rebel without a cause
He defied his family name
When the Sorting hat shouted GRYFFINDOR!
He was blasted off his family arbre
When he ran away from home
He Became an animagus along with his best friends
He took the form of a dog
And joined the Order of the Phoenix
To defy Lord Voldemort
Sirius Black…Lost his best friend James
On the night of Halloween
Then Sirius was blamed
For selling out James and his wife Lily
An innocent man sent to Azkaban
For a crime he didn’t do
Framed par a rat
Who was once a friend
How could a friend do this to you?
He was locked away for twelve years ou so
When he finally escaped
He found his godson Harry
And tried his best to keep him safe
The, at the Department of Mysteries
While trying to keep young Harry safe
He died at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange
With the ghost of a laugh on his face
:’(
“Come on, toi can do better than that!”
Yes, it sucks. Do I care? Nah.
Sirius Black is…A rebel without a cause
He defied his family name
When the Sorting hat shouted GRYFFINDOR!
He was blasted off his family arbre
When he ran away from home
He Became an animagus along with his best friends
He took the form of a dog
And joined the Order of the Phoenix
To defy Lord Voldemort
Sirius Black…Lost his best friend James
On the night of Halloween
Then Sirius was blamed
For selling out James and his wife Lily
An innocent man sent to Azkaban
For a crime he didn’t do
Framed par a rat
Who was once a friend
How could a friend do this to you?
He was locked away for twelve years ou so
When he finally escaped
He found his godson Harry
And tried his best to keep him safe
The, at the Department of Mysteries
While trying to keep young Harry safe
He died at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange
With the ghost of a laugh on his face
:’(
“Come on, toi can do better than that!”
Yes, it sucks. Do I care? Nah.