Bella<3

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, toi know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. toi throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. toi wear at least some black every day.

3. toi rip your clothes on purpose.

4. toi call people toi don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. toi yell "CRUCIO!" at people when toi get mad.

6. toi carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" ou an "L", toi accidentally type out a Bellatrix ou a Lestrange instead.

9. toi think her birthday should...

How to annoy, agitate, ou freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. auteur is not responsible for any deaths ou torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in l’amour with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

6.Anonymously send him a wig.

7. Constantly wink at him, and tell him that his secret is sûr, sans danger with you.

8. Steal Nagini. When he demands her back, claim she likes...