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More lovely emails!! Ladies, I'm sure toi can all vouch for these!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and toi need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if toi have just been donné five plus minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and toi should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...

From an email I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. toi need it down. toi don’t hear us complaining about toi leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon ou the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...

-He stares at toi a lot
- He hits toi a lot(playfully)
- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
- He yelled, "HI"to your mom that jour she picked toi up from school
- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with toi cuz toi couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
- He tries to make toi laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
- His voice gets softer when ever toi two talk
-You hung up on him. He called toi back
- toi where invited par him to a group outin
- He called toi to talk about nothing at all.
- He imitates your laugh...