1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If toi don't straighten up, I'm going to knock toi into the middle of suivant week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I a dit so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If toi fall out of that balançoire, swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure toi wear clean underwear, in case...
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