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From an email I got.



TAKING A WOMAN TO lit

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- toi take her to lit and tell her a story.

At 18 -- toi tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- toi don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells toi a story and takes toi to bed.

At 48 -- She tells toi a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- toi stay in lit to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If toi take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
posted by isabelle_905
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Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. chocolat is just another snack. toi can be President. toi can never be pregnant. toi can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. toi can wear NO chemise to a water park. Car mechanics tell toi the truth.

The world is your urinal. toi never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. toi don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, plus pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an email I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten par his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, toi must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for plus than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless toi actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free bière in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...
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posted by isabelle_905
More lovely emails!! Guys, pay attention!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and toi need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if toi have just been donné five plus minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and toi should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t...
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posted by isabelle_905
I didn't write this. I got it in an email and it made me smile!!
Sorry guys, I just had to post it! :P



The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN donné LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD...
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