From an email I got.
TAKING A WOMAN TO lit
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- toi take her to lit and tell her a story.
At 18 -- toi tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- toi don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells toi a story and takes toi to bed.
At 48 -- She tells toi a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- toi stay in lit to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If toi take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???