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Symbiote: Hi I'm a Marvel
Lucius Fox: And I'm a DC. Rumor was, Mr. Symbiote, toi made an appearence in a publishing product of any form after the an 1839 but...isn't that racist?

Symbiote: RACIST?!!! RACIST?!!! BLACK GOOP SO I'M RACIST?!

Lucius (smiling): Mister Symbiote, what do toi do to Spiderman when toi land on him? toi become what north Boston New Yorker subscribers characertize as the difference between the white man and the "negro".

1. yeah dawg I'll pay my rent, on the first of Fix-My-Door-Sucka.

2. every women, baby. What's up sweet thaaaang

3. 4 times the athletic ability

4. Saves no one

5. And then toi don't bother to correct this disparity for the audience who are all naturally expecting the black goop to make him a jerk and a jerk specifically. Did toi know that most of your female moviegoing fans still don't know TO THIS jour that that character's name is Venom? Bring everyone in and then all your plots just wink and nodding to 5% of the audience? Nobody moves during the chant of the school song, Darnell!

Symbiote: morgan Freeman sure loves to narrate

Lucius: toi better l’amour what toi do when the lines you've got to memorize include -- "Kavlar utility harness, electromagnetic grapple gun, with three-hundred-and-fifty pound monofilment." and "Nomex survival suit for advanced infantry. Something biweave, Reinforced joins."

Symbiote: I think it's possible DC might be racist too
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Tarantino: Hi I'm the 1990s
Rest: And we're the 2000s.

QT: Oh please...what...you didn't hear of Kill Bill and Grindhouse? I'm the 2000s too, suckas.

Nolan: But we've already seen your films before they come out in other countries and at the video store.

At that, Raimi snaps his fingers in z formation.

QT: And I read all the comic stories you're now taking credit for. As WELL as seeing all my films at the video store already. That's why Kill Bill Vol. 2 was even a better sequel then Dark Knight and Spider-Man 2!

Rest: Oh please, it was a pistache! toi even a volé, étole the musique from Good Bad and...
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