INT- Biff Tannin’s house
Biff is having a party with a couple of friends. Throughout the people which have been invited, we also notice David, Chris, Spielberg, Marty, Doc and other people who worked in producing Back to the Future ou Whatever.
Doc:
Oh my, I’m very glad that the movie was made. Can we watch it?
Biff:
Oh no, don’t get this started here. We made 3 damn movies. That’s all. To me, the last one doesn’t exist as I didn’t get a part in it.
David:
Oh come on, Biff. toi did not even want Back to the Future 4 to happen. Why the nerves?
Doc sits on a couch.
Biff:
Because, any good movie has to involve me, toi know what I mean? If I’m not there, it doesn’t exist.
Chris stands up and joins the conversation.
Chris:
Oh, so it comes from your psychological point of view, doesn’t it?
Biff:
God damn it does.
David:
Aham…
Biff :
Do toi remember my song?
Chris:
You’re talking about Stop Asking me the Question?
Biff:
Exactly.
Chris:
Yeah, what about it?
Biff:
I just thought that it would make sense in the context that we are all in.
Suddenly, Biff goes away from the group of Friends that he as chatting with and exits the room.
The camera continues to follow him. We can see Bill heading upstairs and taking out a box which is dusty. He opens it up and takes out a microphone.
He quickly proceeds to run downstairs and plug the microphone in a few speakers he had laying around near his TV.
Biff:
Listen up, everyone!
The people in the room turn around to look at Biff.
He plugs in the microphone, takes his guitare and starts singing.
Biff:
When I'm flying in a plane ou I'm on the street
There's a lot of famous people that I like to meet
They shake my hand and never ask my name
And they start asking questions that are always the same (Hey!)
What's Michael J. renard like?
He's nice
What's Michael J. renard like?
Nice guy
What's Michael J. renard like?
He's an alien, stop asking me the question.
I went to the bar mitzvah of my nephew Josh
Now I'm not Jewish but I like to nosh
Put on my yarmulke, started to pray
When the rabbi leaned over and I heard him say (Hey!)
Was that real manure?
No it wasn't
Was that real manure?
No
Was that real manure?
It's a movie, stop asking me the question.
Can we take your picture?
Come on, look mean!
Would toi call my friend a butthead
on his answering machine? (Hey!)
Questions, questions, just fill my head
I went to my doctor, my doctor a dit (Hey!)
What does a key grip do?
Set up lights
What does the best boy do?
Help the key grip
What does a producer do?
I don't know, stop asking me the question.
Do toi all hang out together?
No we don't
How's Crispin Glover?
Never talk to him
Back to the Future 4?
Not happening, stop asking me the question. (Hey!)
Who's the nicest famous guy toi know?
Adam Sandler
Who is the biggest jerk?
Gary Busey
How much money do toi make?
plus than toi do, so stop asking me the question!
Everyone proceeds to clap.
Biff:
Now, I know that BTF4 ou Whatever was good. I admit it exists, but suivant time, when you’ll be filmin Back to the Future 5, get me a part of God’s sake.
Everyone laughs.
Fade OUT
Biff is having a party with a couple of friends. Throughout the people which have been invited, we also notice David, Chris, Spielberg, Marty, Doc and other people who worked in producing Back to the Future ou Whatever.
Doc:
Oh my, I’m very glad that the movie was made. Can we watch it?
Biff:
Oh no, don’t get this started here. We made 3 damn movies. That’s all. To me, the last one doesn’t exist as I didn’t get a part in it.
David:
Oh come on, Biff. toi did not even want Back to the Future 4 to happen. Why the nerves?
Doc sits on a couch.
Biff:
Because, any good movie has to involve me, toi know what I mean? If I’m not there, it doesn’t exist.
Chris stands up and joins the conversation.
Chris:
Oh, so it comes from your psychological point of view, doesn’t it?
Biff:
God damn it does.
David:
Aham…
Biff :
Do toi remember my song?
Chris:
You’re talking about Stop Asking me the Question?
Biff:
Exactly.
Chris:
Yeah, what about it?
Biff:
I just thought that it would make sense in the context that we are all in.
Suddenly, Biff goes away from the group of Friends that he as chatting with and exits the room.
The camera continues to follow him. We can see Bill heading upstairs and taking out a box which is dusty. He opens it up and takes out a microphone.
He quickly proceeds to run downstairs and plug the microphone in a few speakers he had laying around near his TV.
Biff:
Listen up, everyone!
The people in the room turn around to look at Biff.
He plugs in the microphone, takes his guitare and starts singing.
Biff:
When I'm flying in a plane ou I'm on the street
There's a lot of famous people that I like to meet
They shake my hand and never ask my name
And they start asking questions that are always the same (Hey!)
What's Michael J. renard like?
He's nice
What's Michael J. renard like?
Nice guy
What's Michael J. renard like?
He's an alien, stop asking me the question.
I went to the bar mitzvah of my nephew Josh
Now I'm not Jewish but I like to nosh
Put on my yarmulke, started to pray
When the rabbi leaned over and I heard him say (Hey!)
Was that real manure?
No it wasn't
Was that real manure?
No
Was that real manure?
It's a movie, stop asking me the question.
Can we take your picture?
Come on, look mean!
Would toi call my friend a butthead
on his answering machine? (Hey!)
Questions, questions, just fill my head
I went to my doctor, my doctor a dit (Hey!)
What does a key grip do?
Set up lights
What does the best boy do?
Help the key grip
What does a producer do?
I don't know, stop asking me the question.
Do toi all hang out together?
No we don't
How's Crispin Glover?
Never talk to him
Back to the Future 4?
Not happening, stop asking me the question. (Hey!)
Who's the nicest famous guy toi know?
Adam Sandler
Who is the biggest jerk?
Gary Busey
How much money do toi make?
plus than toi do, so stop asking me the question!
Everyone proceeds to clap.
Biff:
Now, I know that BTF4 ou Whatever was good. I admit it exists, but suivant time, when you’ll be filmin Back to the Future 5, get me a part of God’s sake.
Everyone laughs.
Fade OUT
