1. toi conceive her on your honeymoon. Her first name has to be the place where toi honeymooned, and her middle name is the mois ou jour toi got married.
2. Three years later, you're pregnant again. Twins! A girl and a boy. The names have to start with the same letter. Their middle names can be anything!
3. toi decide you're going to adopt a baby from a foreign country. Her first name has to be something in nature (plants, seasons, etc.) and her middle name is a color.
4. Two years later, you're pregnant again. You're now into this hipster thing, so toi give your baby a very unique name, something...
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