It was Christmas morning and everyone was opening their gifts and DW was so happy about seeing the last gift thinking it was Tina The Talking Tabby. A toy that she would not shut up about. She opened it and it was a canard that could talk instead that could say 5000 things.
DW: Can it say meow?
Jane: Probably not.
DW looked sad.
Jane: Are toi upset?
DW: No...........I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!!I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!! (She sobbing) SANTA HOW COULD toi THIS IS THE WORSE CHRISTMAS EVER!!!!
She hits the canard and it talked and she was happy and a dit for someone who is not a kitty hes pretty cute. Had the rest of the morning been peaceful? NO.
Jane: Dora Winifred Read!!! How dare toi behave like that? Me and your father looked everywhere and we could not find the toy so we got toi this toy since it can talk and it was a lot of money. And toi thank with this behavior?
DW: Well now i'm happy.
David: No DW we thought being nice to toi and not punishing toi for toi behavior was going to make toi see that being nice and not greedy ou strict would make toi see that being spoil and selfish and mean is not ok.
We told toi that Christmas is not about the gifts its about giving and being with family ou people toi care about.
DW: Yeah yeah yeah toi just want to make me not want gifts Christmas is about gifts, NOT stupid family.
Everyone gasps they never thought that DW would say something like that. and her Dad took away all her gifts.
DW: What are toi doing? Why did toi take my christmas gifts?!
Jane: Young lady it's now time that we start punishing toi and stop being sweet to toi when toi miss behave like that. We should've done that when toi broke Arthur's plane and was rude to everyone all because toi were not invited to Lisa'a party when toi barely know her and toi faked being sick not seeing that toi were stressing out your poor brother and toi were being so rude to him, plus toi were threatening to pinch your own baby sister Kate and toi have disobeyed your OWN mother a lot and all the bad stuff toi did!!! And its time that we start teaching toi that being spoil is bad.
DW: BUT, MOM, I LIKE BEING SPOIL YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME I CAN ACT SPOIL AND MEAN IF I WANT TO I CAN MAKE ARTHUR MISERABLE IF I WANT TO AND toi CAN'T STOP ME!!
Jane: THAT'S IT DORA WINIFRED READ!! YOUR GROUNDED FOR 56 MONTHS WHICH MEANS NO TV ou MARRY MOO COW ou CRAZY BUS ou GOING TO A Friends HOUSE! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND NEVER COME OUT UNTIL toi ARE GROUNDED!!! I am DONE with toi and that is final!
DW: I hate you, mom! toi just ruined my perfect christmas!
DW runs to her room and screams and keeps saying she wants Tina the talking Tabby over and over for 2 hours straight not caring that she is ruining Christmas, her mother went upstairs and gave her a hard spanking and after another heure of screaming, DW Lost her voice and Arthur finally had peace for weeks and could do anything he wanted to do and this time he did not had to take care of DW like last time she Lost her voice.
THE END
DW: Can it say meow?
Jane: Probably not.
DW looked sad.
Jane: Are toi upset?
DW: No...........I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!!I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!! (She sobbing) SANTA HOW COULD toi THIS IS THE WORSE CHRISTMAS EVER!!!!
She hits the canard and it talked and she was happy and a dit for someone who is not a kitty hes pretty cute. Had the rest of the morning been peaceful? NO.
Jane: Dora Winifred Read!!! How dare toi behave like that? Me and your father looked everywhere and we could not find the toy so we got toi this toy since it can talk and it was a lot of money. And toi thank with this behavior?
DW: Well now i'm happy.
David: No DW we thought being nice to toi and not punishing toi for toi behavior was going to make toi see that being nice and not greedy ou strict would make toi see that being spoil and selfish and mean is not ok.
We told toi that Christmas is not about the gifts its about giving and being with family ou people toi care about.
DW: Yeah yeah yeah toi just want to make me not want gifts Christmas is about gifts, NOT stupid family.
Everyone gasps they never thought that DW would say something like that. and her Dad took away all her gifts.
DW: What are toi doing? Why did toi take my christmas gifts?!
Jane: Young lady it's now time that we start punishing toi and stop being sweet to toi when toi miss behave like that. We should've done that when toi broke Arthur's plane and was rude to everyone all because toi were not invited to Lisa'a party when toi barely know her and toi faked being sick not seeing that toi were stressing out your poor brother and toi were being so rude to him, plus toi were threatening to pinch your own baby sister Kate and toi have disobeyed your OWN mother a lot and all the bad stuff toi did!!! And its time that we start teaching toi that being spoil is bad.
DW: BUT, MOM, I LIKE BEING SPOIL YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME I CAN ACT SPOIL AND MEAN IF I WANT TO I CAN MAKE ARTHUR MISERABLE IF I WANT TO AND toi CAN'T STOP ME!!
Jane: THAT'S IT DORA WINIFRED READ!! YOUR GROUNDED FOR 56 MONTHS WHICH MEANS NO TV ou MARRY MOO COW ou CRAZY BUS ou GOING TO A Friends HOUSE! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND NEVER COME OUT UNTIL toi ARE GROUNDED!!! I am DONE with toi and that is final!
DW: I hate you, mom! toi just ruined my perfect christmas!
DW runs to her room and screams and keeps saying she wants Tina the talking Tabby over and over for 2 hours straight not caring that she is ruining Christmas, her mother went upstairs and gave her a hard spanking and after another heure of screaming, DW Lost her voice and Arthur finally had peace for weeks and could do anything he wanted to do and this time he did not had to take care of DW like last time she Lost her voice.
THE END
