Well, everyone. Here it is. The big one. After countless haut, retour au début tens, I have finally made it to here. My favori animé of all time. Now, a few rules before we begin. I need to have watched the animé before I can post it. Also, I am going to post animé that I like. If an animé that toi like isn’t here, then, sorry, but that’s my opinion. And, lastly, I am including animé films on this list, because, there are just so much awesome animé movies, that they just had to make my haut, retour au début 50. toi got all that. Then grab a snack and relax yourself, because here we go…. I’m serious about the snack thing. You’re gonna be here for a while
#50: Panty and stockage, empoissonnement with Garterbelt - Wow, wow, wow, WOW! Now, when it comes to a montrer that is filled to the brim with plus immature humor in the history of mankind, it would seem this kind of animé would NEVER make it to my list. But, I do actually like the show… kinda, which is why it’s only number fifty. Sure, the immature humor didn’t really interest me. What did interest me was how the two main characters, Panty and Stocking, actually represent two of the 7 Deadly Sins. Panty, being a sex driven maniac, represents lust, whereas Stocking, a girl with a massive sweet tooth, represents gluttony… but, toi probably knew that and I just wasted your fucking time, and I apologize. Also, the fight scenes were some of the best in anime. Sure, this did have to lead to the company blowing lots of money on animation, and had to resort to flash animation, but, in the end, was it worth it. Well, after seeing their fight with the Demon Sisters, I can assure you, FUCK YES, IT WAS WORTH IT! Sure, the humor isn’t for everyone. Hell, I don’t even like this animé for the jokes. But, I can overlook that, and see what this animé is. An action packed series that doesn’t take anyone’s shit
#49: Highschool of the Dead - Well, a harem animé was gonna appear on this liste sooner ou later, so, why not choose a harem that has something I love… and it’s not breasts. It’s zombies. I was always a zombie fan, and when I heard there was an animé about zombies, I HAD to watch it. Sure, this animé shoves breasts and panty shots down your throat plus than one of those false advertisements for….. uh…… stuff that guys would know, but it makes up for it with its visuals (IN THE ENVIRONMENTS, NOT THE WOMEN), and it’s awesome action packed scenes. Not only do the fight scenes look awesome, but they are always appearing in every episode, letting toi see at least one cool thing, and one thing that isn’t a girls breasts breaking all three of Newton’s laws. Just like Panty and stockage, empoissonnement with Garterbelt, this animé isn’t for everyone, but, if you’re a zombie fan, like me, then toi should give this animé a try
#48: When They Cry - Now, this is just one fucked up animé in so many ways. Sure, I only recently watched it, and that was mainly for the visuals, but after watching it some more, goddamn, it was scary as hell. Hell, the animation in this animé doesn’t even prepare toi for what toi are about to see SPOILERS It’s torture par death. While, an animé that is as violent and bloody as this one may drive people away from it, I actually kinda like it. It dwells into the insanity of a character that looks so innocent at first glance, montrer us that people aren’t really what they seem to be, and that’s what made me keep watching this anime… Even though I saw a person stab themselves to death, but, I digress. If toi want to see a good psychological horror anime, then here is something for you
#47: Ouran Highschool Host Club - Now, I am always up to watch an animé about highschool, thanks to a certain anime. (We’ll get to that one later, don’t toi guys worry). Now, what I l’amour best about this animé is how I watched it thinking it was gonna be some sort of Hentai. I’m not kidding. My Friends a dit that this animé was about a club of boys that entertain female clients. Seriously, just think of that, and tell me it doesn’t sound like some animator wanting to make a quick buck, so he writes a hentai. Thankfully, it wasn’t hentai. It was a great high school anime. And goddamn, it was amazing. The characters were brilliantly portrayed, and I just l’amour the humor in this series. Seriously, toi should watch it. toi won’t regret it.
#46: Yu-Gi-Oh - Now, this animé is plus based off nostalgia, from watching it when I was a kid. I remember it was about cards, and some kid with REALLY crazy hair… and that’s about it. Hey, I was five at the time. I couldn’t tell the difference from a plot and a goddamn sack of mois old potatoes. All I can remember is that I watched it and I REALLY loved it. And how can toi not l’amour an animé about a card duel involving giant monsters fighting… and for a five an old boy, that kind of stuff was awesome. It’s like giving a kid a life sized cyborg dinosaur. Kids eat that stuff up like macaroni... wait, what were we talking about… Oh, right, Yu-Gi-Oh. This animé was always a favori of mine growing up, and it’s still great today… can’t say the same for the later adaptations though. Egh.
#45: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls - I honestly don’t know how I came to watching this anime. I just found it one day, and a dit “Eh, I got nothing better to do” and just watched it… and thank GOD I did. This animé is really a mind fucker… in a good way, of course. I never played the Corpse Party games before watching this anime, so I had NO idea what I was getting myself into… and it was a massive horrifying gore fest, with a bunch of schoolkids dying, and a well thought out story. Yeah, this animé may not have appealed to everyone, and it isn’t the most populaire animé around, but, if toi want a good horror anime, then this is right up your alley.
#44: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo - Oh, man, I know I am going to annoy some people just par mentioning this anime. Now, people everywhere have a dit that this is the dumbest animé in the world… and I agree. It is dumb, but that’s the point. This animé is made to be as stupid as possible, and that is what makes this animé so hilarious. Sure, when toi think of an animé about a bunch of villains wanting to make the world bald, and a hero with nose hairs used as whips fighting and the montrer has a whole bunch of crazy shit in it, it just sounds dumb right then and there… but that’s what I l’amour about this anime. It’s stupidity just makes it so funny. Sure, this animé isn’t for everyone… but, I’m not like everyone, so it’s perfect for me
#43: Lucky étoile, star - Now, all animé fans have to know this animé to just know anime. I mean, this anime’s main character is on the banner at the very top. That kinda means she’s popular. Now, when I heard someone made an animé where a gaming animé fan is the main character, all I could think of was “... Someone made an animé of me”? Sadly, no. But, that’s a good thing. This animé tries to relate to the viewer, and it did a good job. It shows the common life of a gaming animé fan, letting the viewer feel glad when watching this anime. It shows that creators of animé actually care about their viewers. If only American cartoon creators were as caring.
#42: Another - Now, this is another animé I recently watched, but goddamn, its good. I never would have expected to like an animé that is this violent, especially since high school students die left and right…. man, high school students die a lot in anime, huh… now, I’m kinda glad I’m not in anime. Anyway, this horror animé is just so freaky, especially with Mei, being so goddamn scary. I’m not kidding when I say that her appearance and personality kinda scared me. And with people dying left and right, that didn’t help… at all. Still, this is an amazingly well written horror anime. And if toi wish to watch it, please do. It’s amazing
#41: Dragon Ball Z Kai - I’ve pissed off people with this commentaire before… so, lets do it again. I do not like the original Dragon Ball Z. Thankfully, the creators created Dragon Ball Z, or, as I like to call it “The DBZ’s Apology Letter to Windwakerguy430”. This animé fixed all of the problems that I had with the original, and I am glad they did fix it. Sure, the original fans may hate this anime, but all I can think is how can anyone hate this. It’s amazing. It’s like hating a remake to a movie because….. uh….. Okay, everyone hates movie remakes. That was a terrible example. But, toi know what I mean. This animé is just so good. The fight scenes are amazing, the characters are plus lovable, and I just can’t help but ask for more. I WANT plus OF THIS ANIME, PLEASE!!!
#40: Sonic X - Hey, remember FuckKids. Those bastards that tried to censor out Sonic X and another animé and try to fuck up their reputations, and nearly succeeded and made them sign the National Anthem and made me want to burn down their company. Well, they had to try harder if they wanted me to hate Sonic X. No way, this animé was still awesome. Even though I am plus of a Mario fan, I was always willing to play Sonic games. I did like Sonic games when I was a kid, but when I saw a Sonic TV show, I just had to watch it. This was another nostalgic show, right suivant to Yu-Gi-Oh, only, a thousand times plus awesome. I mean, IT’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG! The fastest thing since the goddamn Flash. Even though people don’t like this animé (AND IT’S ALL THANKS TO YOU, 4KIDS! FUCK YOU), I still l’amour this animé very much.
#39: Sword Art Online - Now, people have asked me to put this animé on my haut, retour au début Ten Overrated animé List… why… Okay, that’s a dumb question. I can see why. The woman look like they are useless without someone to help them, and a game like this would get sued plus than gaming companies get sued par Jack Thompson. But, the story is still pretty good, and the fight scenes…. OH MY GOD, the fight scenes. And when that epic musique is added. I swear to god, this animé is going to make me lose all my shit, just with its fight scenes alone. Yeah, it may have a few problems, but, no animé is perfect. Sword Art Online is no exception.
#38: Clannad: After Story - Oh, god. This anime… This anime… Oh, god, it’s too sad. I can’t explain it… Ah, I can explain it. This animé was so beautiful, story wise and visually wise. This animé had some of the best animation I had seen at the time, and the story… Oh, my god. This animé has to have one of the most tear jerking stories I have ever seen in my entire life. It’s just way too beautiful… Until and ending went and fucked it up… but, I won’t spoil it, not here, not now. It is still a great anime, that I l’amour very much. I would recommend toi all watching it if toi have the time
#37: Sgt. Frog - Oh, god, this anime. It brings back so many memories. So many very very very very VERY fucked up memories. But, a good kind of fucked up. This animé was just so goddamn funny. It’s like your favori comedy animé that has a talking animal in it. And this animé is just hilarious. Not only is Sgt. Frog one of the most hilarious animé characters ever, with his psychotic personality about invading earth, but the 4th mur jokes just make this animé fantastic. Seriously, go watch it. toi won’t regret it
#36: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time - Well, here is the first animé movie. Get used to it, it’s gonna appear a lot from here on out. Now, when toi think of an animé that involves time travel.. not a lot come up… for me, anyway. For toi all, probably. But, anyway, this animé is just amazing. Even though the story is just about time travel, and a character using this to her advantage, it still manages to be very tragic in plus than one way. Now, how can time travel be tragic. Simple. WHEN toi FUCK IT UP! AND FUCKING THAT KIND OF STUFF UP IS EASY! Of course, I won’t say how, just know that this was one of the first animé films in years that made my eyes open wide with anticipation, and that doesn’t happen to me easily
#35: Mirai Nikki - Or, Future Diary if toi want to complain about it. Now, this animé is basically what toi get if toi gave Overly Attached Girlfriend her own anime… with lots plus violence in it as well. Yuno has to be one of the most psychotic animé characters ever… and it kinda scares me. This is the kind of character that haunts the viewer just as much as characters in the anime. And it takes a lot to just do that, but Yuno just so happened to do it. And that makes it plus scary, really. But, that’s good, because it shows that the writers know what they are doing and are using it to the best of their abilities. And, lets not forget that this anime, while fucked up at times, has a really good story, that anyone can fall in l’amour with in just one viewing of this show. I did, so, I think it will work for the rest of the world
#34: Welcome to the N.H.K - Now, what I l’amour about this animé is that this réponses the world most important question. No, it doesn’t answer why people are here, and what our purpose is. It réponses “What do video game creators do behind the scenes”. Sure, they seem like your usual creators that work together, but, what if it’s just a couple guys. This animé shows the characters suffering from all sorts of problems in their lives, like family problems, work problems, school problems, financial problems, all the problems. toi name it. This animé lets us sympathy with the characters, who just want to make something great, but are suffering from all sorts of problems in the middle of it. Kinda like Bakuman.. but, with video games
#33: Serial Experiments Lain - Now, this anime… is a little hard for me to explain. Now, even though I loved it, it still kinda confused me. Maybe I’m just dumb, I don’t know. Anyway, when I heard this was a communistic sort of government that controlled the people and the main character needed to find out the mystery of some sort of internet clone, I was sucked in… yeah, it’s a lot better sounding when toi watch the anime. Of course, the animé stopped at some point, and never continued it…. But, Funimation got the rights and continued it, so its all good now.
#32: Pokemon - Oh, god… the nostalgia. Now, if toi all remember my original favori animé list, toi all know that I ranked Pokemon TOO DAMN HIGH! Just because its nostalgic, that doesn’t make this animé the best animé ever made. But, I still l’amour this animé very much. This was the first animé I ever loved. Pretty common for a starter anime, if toi asked me. I never played a Pokemon game before I watched it, so I got all my Pokemon info off the animé itself. I loved Pokemon so much, I actually bought so much merchandise form it. I still have it too, and I am NOT getting rid of it, Mom. Stop talking about it
#31: My Neighbor, Totoro - Oh, man, this movie is just so amazing. Now, even though this animé wasn’t very story driven as much as other animé movies, it was still a beautiful movie. This movie shows two kids exploring their new accueil town, and meeting fascinating creatures, one of them being a friendly creature named Totoro. I loved this anime, because it showed what kids what imagine, and how they would behave, making me care for the characters more, because they were all believable. This movie, while not my favorite, is just so well written, and I say, better to montrer this to your kids then a montrer that teaches them how to successfully make a ball shot
#30: Pokemon Origins - WHAT! POKEMON ORIGINS IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL POKEMON!? ….. Yeah. I like this animé better, because it follows the game more, and… well, isn’t that kinda the point of video game anime. But, this animé is also amazing, due to how well told it’s story is. Sure, toi can’t really tell much of a story with Pokemon, but, this animé really knows how to do it. That’s why I l’amour Pokemon Origins so much. Oh, and the secret Mewtwo idea? I see what toi did their, writers. Here’s a medal.
#29: Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva - Man, do I l’amour the Professor Layton series. It was a- No, I am talking about the movie. The games will be saved for another time. Anyway, what I l’amour about this movie is how it stays true to the game series, giving Layton very challenging puzzles, which end up being clues that he can use to solve the mystery as to what’s going on. It also has a Layton style story, that I l’amour very much. If toi are a Layton fan, then toi need to watch this movie. And if toi aren’t, toi STILL need to watch this movie
#28: Inuyasha - Damn, the memories with this anime. Now, even though I was much too young to watch this anime, I couldn’t help but wake up early in the morning, and turn this on just to watch it, and since it was usually the last thing on at that time, I was ALWAYS watching it par five o’clock each Saturday. And thank god I did, otherwise, I would have missed epic fight scenes with dangerous demons, and what I feel is one of the best l’amour stories in an anime… okay, maybe there are better, but FUCK IT, I say. Still, I enjoyed this anime, and I am glad I watched it at a young age… that way, I wouldn’t have missed out on plus animé later in my life
#27: Fullmetal Alchemist - Check it out, plus animé that was around when I shouldn’t have watched it because I was too young, but I was too cool for rules to care… and par too cool, I was an idiot that thought animé to me was Sesame rue to the rest of the kids my age. I mean, come on, fight scenes with a bunch of bright colors, with awesome music. I could be birthed out of my mother and that is what I would want to see the very seconde I come out. Fullmetal Alchemist is just so amazing. I mean, toi have so much shit going on, and so much lovable characters, and so much- Goddamn, I suck at explaining this. I know, but, hey, give me a break. I haven’t seen this animé in years. I plan on watching it again, just know that I l’amour this anime, and I think the world agrees with me
#26: Akira - Now, for the guy (Or girl) Who posté all those questions and votes about this movie, THANK YOU! Without you, I wouldn’t have found this kick cul, ass movie. It has everything I want. Fighting, bikes, superpowers, constant action, that one seen with the milk… Okay, that scene was a little weird, but this animé was still awesome. Now, Kiddies, please do cover your eyes, I will be talking about some adult stuff here. Even though this animé is good, it does montrer that it is very violent, but, in the world in Akira, and that world is going to hell, of course you’d see stuff like this. And that’s what makes it good. montrer what can happen if this was our world… And thank god it isn’t
#25: Hellsing Ultimate - Now, what can toi do with a series that has a huge story in just eight episodes. A FUCK LOAD! That’s exactly what Hellsing Ultimate did. Now, for some odd reason, I found this animé thanks to TeamFourStars abridged series of Hellsing Ultimate. And, I should thank the, because Hellsing Ultimate is one of the best animé I have ever seen. But, seriously, if toi haven’t seen Hellsing Ultimate abridged, toi need to. Funny as hell. Anyway, it is amazing how this series begins with vampire hunting to having fucking war hungry Nazi’s. Well, that’s animé for you. Fucking with logic since… the 70’s I guess
#24: Persona 4 - Now, if there is any animé that follows its original source perfectly well, it is Persona 4. I mean, goddamn, it felt just like the game. And I have rarely seen an animé that does that. So, this is just like the game. Yu is the main character, there is a world inside the TV, murderers begin to appear, and I think their was a scene involving stake… I can’t remember. Anyway, this animé really treats its original source with some damn respect. It feels like these could be legit cutscenes from the game. I mean, not even Pokemon Origins could haut, retour au début this. And trust me, toi need to have some damn good écriture to do that. Congratulations, writers of Persona 4 anime
#23: Steins Gate - Okay, so, there are other time travel animé out there. I’m just a dumbfuck and haven’t noticed this until now. Now, this animé is basically the Dr. Who of anime… and with that, I l’amour this animé already. But, anyway, this animé has probably some of the best character development I have seen, as the main character changes as the animé goes on. And that is what I l’amour about this anime, and it also really shines in the seconde half of the series when, instead of being faced with simple jokes when he interacts with his peers, and instead, it begins to have a plus darker tone on this series, which is where this series really made its part on my list. But, I have to ask. Does Stein hate pears?
#22: Trigun - Now, this animé is something I kinda forgot about. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I loved Trigun. It’s just been years since I last saw it. All I can remember is its THEME SONG THAT WAS RAINED DOWN par THE FUCKING HEAVENS, in other words, its good, and I remember something about bounty hunters, six billion dollars, and a cat. Hard to say. This is just another nostalgia choice, and goddamn, was this animé amazing. At least, I remember it as amazing. Like I said, it’s been years since I saw it, so, my memory is a little blank
#21: Naruto - Yes, I a dit it. Naruto is my least favori of the big three. But, that doesn’t mean I hate it. No, not at all. I absolutely l’amour Naruto… the anime, not Naruto himself. Anyway, I was always wondering what the first animé about ninjas I should watch. And, Naruto was the winner. And, goddamn, I still don’t regret it to this day. I remember watching this back when I was in third grade, and I loved it so much. About eight years later, I still l’amour the series. Even Naruto Shippuden is awesome as hell. I still can’t believe the series finally ended. At least it ended on a note. We’ll miss you, Naruto. Well, I will, but, toi were popular, so, I guess lots of people will miss you- I’ll just shut up now
#20: Summer Wars - Now, I dare toi to look me in the eyes and say “Summer Wars sucks”... toi can’t do it. It’s impossible to say. Summer Wars was just too amazing. It had a great story, montrer how civilization was reaching the highest point of technology. I mean, damn, this movie really showed how well made technology was, but it also showed how even the thing we cherish can cause the end of the world. Not to mention, the family in this movie is just amazing. I can’t help but l’amour them. And I l’amour this movie. It’s just so amazing, and the animation is beautiful. Then again, all animé animation is beautiful, but toi know what I mean
#19: Code Geass - Now, I was always a fan of well written stories, but, DAMN! I haven’t seen a story like Code Geass’s story. It has rebellions, mechs, guns, and a whole bunch of other crazy shit that I can’t explain in just this one part. Also, the ending to this series was just amazing. I am not going to spoil it for anyone who hasn’t watched it. But, let’s just say, that the ending is a certain animé done right. I’m not gonna say what anime, just know, that Code Geass did the ending much better
#18: Baka and Test - I only recently started watching Baka and Test after a friend told me about it. And, needless to say, if I was homosexual, I’d Kiss my friend on the mouth for telling me about this anime. This animé is just so goddamn funny. toi thought Sgt. Frog had great humor, well, Baka and Test is like Sgt Frog if it was about plus high schools. Now, let me just tell you, the main character is a total idiot, so, it is a perfect role for this show. And when toi have characters like a very violent girl, a pervert with a camera, a kid who no one knows the gender of, and a child abusing school staff member, then… that sounds a lot plus fucked up then you’d think, but, trust me, it’s good
#17: Gregory Horror montrer - Let’s talk about a CJI anime…… Never heard of them, have you? Well, now toi have. The Gregory Horror montrer is a CJI horror anime, that takes place in a first person perspective, something that any montrer rarely does. It’s almost like a game… and, now, I am not talking about the Playstation 2 game. This animé has a great cast of horrifying characters. toi have chef with a giant hatchet, a zombie cat that eats phones, a nurse who, I swear, has some sort of sexual desire for blood, and that’s only scraping the surface of the insane characters in this series. And, since each episode only lasted like two minutes each, toi could easily finish the whole series in at least three hours.
#16: Angel Beats - Oh, goddamn it, not another tear jerking anime… sorry, sorry. Anyway, when I heard of an animé about angels, I thought “Must be a harem”. Then I heard it was about them being in the afterlife and they needed to déplacer on to their suivant life…. and then I thought “Must be a harem”. But, seriously though, it isn’t. Angel Beats has some of the most lovable cast of characters I have ever seen in an anime, and I just feel so bad for them when something bad happens, ou be happy when something good happens. And that ending… OH GODDAMN IT, suivant ENTRY PLEASE, BEFORE I START CRYING!
#15: Hetalia - Yes, I know toi will all get pissed because Hetalia didn’t make the haut, retour au début Ten. But, the thing is, Hetalia is something I only recently watched. But, Hetalia is still amazing. I just l’amour how it uses all countries stereotypes and makes fun of the countries with it… even though this animé could easily piss off a handful of people, but, do the creators give a fuck. No. And good thing they don’t, otherwise we wouldn’t have one of the funniest animé of all time
#14: Tokyo Godfathers - Now, when toi think of a movie about a homeless man, a teenage runaway, and a transvestite trying to find an abandoned bébés mother, toi all think “What the fuck”. But, trust me, this movie is one of the best I had ever seen. There is no magic, no creatures, and no nothing animé like. It is all real life animé movie, montrer the problems with the world around us, and yet, it also shows the beautiful things about it. This movie just shows us how amazing toi can be with an animé movie, even without fantaisie like things
#13: Bleach - Now, when Bleach was one of the first animé I had ever watched. Right up there with Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Inuyasha, and goddam, the best animé of my childhood. Sure, I didn’t know what the fuck a shinigami was at the time, and, really, I didn’t care. I just loved all the action and the giant monsters, and all that kind of stuck. That’s the kind of stuff that dragged 7 an olds like me at the time to watch their kind of stuff. And, it sure as hell worked. Good job, Madman Entertainment
#12: Black Lagoon - Now, there comes a time in an animé viewers life… who is a male anyway, where all they want to see is countless action going on, non-stop. Thankfully, Black Lagoon does just that. And it is fucking AWESOME. There are gunfights, fistfights, knifefights, swordfights, fuckfights, well, maybe not that last one, but, there are fight FUCKING EVERYWHERE! Also, this animé has the most kickass soundtrack I have ever heard. I can’t explain it here, toi just need to watch this animé and toi will know what I mean
#11: Fate/Zero - Now, I could have chosen Fate/Stay Night, but, that one didn’t really stick to me like Fate/Zero did. It stuck to me like chewed gum on the bottom of my shoes… and that’s a good thing. This animé has so many characters, that I can’t help that but l’amour all of them, due to each one having a different personality, and having a different interest in winning the competition. And, those fucking fight scenes have to be some of the best in anime. Also, the soundtrack was created par the same guy who made the musique for Sword Art Online… Do toi need plus of an explanation
Well, here it is. The haut, retour au début Ten. Are toi ready… no? Well, too bad. Here we go
#10: Grave of the Fireflies - Oh, goddamn it. Not this movie again. It’s like Clannad ou Angel Beats only a million times sadder. Well, here it is, everyone. Grave of the Fireflies. This movie made me cry like a two an old. And how could it not. The movie follows a boy and his sister trying to survive in Japon during World War II. And, here, we get to see what happened during that time. And, goddamn it, America. Why’d toi have to drop that fucking bomb. This just shows that war is never a good thing to be in, and why there just shouldn’t be one.
#9: Attack on Titan - Of course Attack on Titan was gonna make the list. Everyone has heard of Attack on Titan, and everyone loves Attack on Titan. And how could toi not. It is one of the most populaire animé of this generation. It has an amazing story, about a bunch of giant stupid naked monsters attacking people… Okay, it’s a lot glacière when toi watch it. Trust me. This animé also has some of the best fight scenes, and the characters are all amazing and each one of them have a great personality, making me really care about them and their survival. Sadly, survival isn’t an option in this anime, obviously
#8: Soul Eater - Lets look at the animé that all my friends, including me, love. What is it about this animé that people love? Is it the unique art style and CJI that has never been seen in animé before this? Is it the great humor that toi couldn’t find in any other anime? Is it the great cast of characters who we are always rooting for? Is it the epic fight scenes that are so awesome, that they rival that of the Big 3? Oh, what’s with all these stupid questions. Everyone knows its all of the reasons
#7: One Piece - That’s right. One Piece is my favori of the Big Three. Now, even though this is my favorite, everyone else looks at One Piece as the worst of the Big Three. And toi wanna know who’s fault it is… Of course, it’s FuckKids. No one likes them, and it’s because they almost ruined One Piece’s reputation. Almost, anyway. Thankfully, it is still going, and it is going STRONG! The fight scenes are just so epic, and all the characters have lovable personalities. Not to mention, the comedy gets me every time with this anime. Why do people hate this franchise so much.. okay, 4Kids is obviously to blame, but, still, I l’amour this series so much. I just hope this animé gets plus loved par the world.
#6: Baccano! - Now, I was always curious of what went on during the thirties… And, Baccano doesn’t do jack shit to tell me. But, it is still an awesome anime. It tells each characters story in awesome ways, and it shows how all of those stories tie together into one epic story of awesomeness. It has some awesome fights, whether with guns, fists, ou knifes. Not to mention, just piecing the story together yourself is all the plus rewarding once it is over. Oh, and that ending. FUCKING BRILLIANT! Trust me, toi need to watch Baccano. This animé needs to be seen par plus people.
#5: Elfen Lied - Now, it’s time to talk about my favori horror animé of all time. Elfen Lied has to be the most disturbing animé I have ever seen in my life. It has graphic murder, nudity, strong language, child abuse, child rape, child murder, animal abuse, incest, and a psychotic little girl who enjoys seeing people in pain. Yet, its amazing how well told of a story this animé is. It has a great cast of characters, and a story so amazing, it feels as though the creators are the Japanese version of Stephen fucking King. To be honest, I didn’t know what I would expect from an animé titled Elfen Lied, but, I assure you, I didn’t expect one of the greatest animé of all time.
#4: Spirited Away - I remember this movie a lot from when I was six years old. This movie fascinated me when I was six. This movie showed so many fascinating creatures, and many wonderful characters. The animation was amazing to my six an old self. It was just so amazing to see this animation, mixed with a lovable cast of characters, and an amazing world of fantasy. It was just beautiful to me. It’s hard to have not fallen in l’amour with Spirited Away, especially at the young age I was when I saw it. If toi have not heard of this movie, then WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU! But, then again, who hasn’t seen this movie? And, tell me, who doesn’t l’amour this movie?
#3: Death Note - WAIT, WHAT? I know what toi are all thinking. Yes, I did make a review on this anime. Yes, I did say the seconde half wasn’t as good as the first. And, yes, I did say the ending was a fucking disaster. But, the thing it, the first half was amazing. Light has to be one of the greatest animé anti-heroes I have ever seen in an anime. All of the characters were wonderful, and giving us characters that no one has ever seen before in an anime. The story is also so well thought-out and so brilliantly made, that it is no wonder this animé got to popular. Oh, and Light’s laugh. Fucking amazing. Yeah, the seconde half may not have been good, but, the first half was so good, and I mean SO fucking good, that it made the haut, retour au début five. That’s how good it is
#2: Cowboy Bebop - Of course this one was gonna make the list. I mean, IT’S COWBOY FUCKING BEBOP! The greatest animé of all time… and it only made number two….. huh…. Anyway, this animé is amazing, mainly because, at the time, it gave us a brand new idea. I mean, l’espace bounty hunters going around and catching criminals in space. That is so fucking cool. Of course, the story is a lot plus serious than that, and I l’amour it because that. This animé had an original idea, an epic story, some of the most awesome characters I had ever seen in an anime, and it is just an epic story. Not to mention, it’s ending is one of the best I had ever seen in anime. And, now. All I can say is that, if they don’t have l’espace Cowboys in the an 2071, I’m gonna be really pissed
#1: Azumanga Daioh - Yes, I a dit it. A humorous story with adorable characters and humor beat Elfen Lied, Spirited Away, Death Note, and even the masterpiece Cowboy Bebop. Now, how is this possible. Well, probably because, none of the animé mentioned is relatable. That is why I chose Azumanga Daioh out of all of the animé on the list. Because, this animé is much plus relatable. BUT, we’ll get to how in a few minutes. Now, lets talk about something else. The humor in this animé is just amazing. Sgt. Frog and Baka and Test may have some good humor, but they don’t even compare to Azumanga Daioh. Probably because the humor in this animé is something toi could do in reality. It gives a sense of reality, making it much plus lovable. Also, the characters are just like people toi would meet in your own high school, making them plus lovable. And, now lets talk about what truly made it number one. It’s giving off a sense of reality, but also nostalgia. It shows how people’s true high school experiences would have gone, making this animé great. That is why Azumanga Daioh is my favori animé of all time
Goddamn, this took a lot of time to make, but, I just hope toi all liked it. And, with that said, I will see toi all suivant time
#50: Panty and stockage, empoissonnement with Garterbelt - Wow, wow, wow, WOW! Now, when it comes to a montrer that is filled to the brim with plus immature humor in the history of mankind, it would seem this kind of animé would NEVER make it to my list. But, I do actually like the show… kinda, which is why it’s only number fifty. Sure, the immature humor didn’t really interest me. What did interest me was how the two main characters, Panty and Stocking, actually represent two of the 7 Deadly Sins. Panty, being a sex driven maniac, represents lust, whereas Stocking, a girl with a massive sweet tooth, represents gluttony… but, toi probably knew that and I just wasted your fucking time, and I apologize. Also, the fight scenes were some of the best in anime. Sure, this did have to lead to the company blowing lots of money on animation, and had to resort to flash animation, but, in the end, was it worth it. Well, after seeing their fight with the Demon Sisters, I can assure you, FUCK YES, IT WAS WORTH IT! Sure, the humor isn’t for everyone. Hell, I don’t even like this animé for the jokes. But, I can overlook that, and see what this animé is. An action packed series that doesn’t take anyone’s shit
#49: Highschool of the Dead - Well, a harem animé was gonna appear on this liste sooner ou later, so, why not choose a harem that has something I love… and it’s not breasts. It’s zombies. I was always a zombie fan, and when I heard there was an animé about zombies, I HAD to watch it. Sure, this animé shoves breasts and panty shots down your throat plus than one of those false advertisements for….. uh…… stuff that guys would know, but it makes up for it with its visuals (IN THE ENVIRONMENTS, NOT THE WOMEN), and it’s awesome action packed scenes. Not only do the fight scenes look awesome, but they are always appearing in every episode, letting toi see at least one cool thing, and one thing that isn’t a girls breasts breaking all three of Newton’s laws. Just like Panty and stockage, empoissonnement with Garterbelt, this animé isn’t for everyone, but, if you’re a zombie fan, like me, then toi should give this animé a try
#48: When They Cry - Now, this is just one fucked up animé in so many ways. Sure, I only recently watched it, and that was mainly for the visuals, but after watching it some more, goddamn, it was scary as hell. Hell, the animation in this animé doesn’t even prepare toi for what toi are about to see SPOILERS It’s torture par death. While, an animé that is as violent and bloody as this one may drive people away from it, I actually kinda like it. It dwells into the insanity of a character that looks so innocent at first glance, montrer us that people aren’t really what they seem to be, and that’s what made me keep watching this anime… Even though I saw a person stab themselves to death, but, I digress. If toi want to see a good psychological horror anime, then here is something for you
#47: Ouran Highschool Host Club - Now, I am always up to watch an animé about highschool, thanks to a certain anime. (We’ll get to that one later, don’t toi guys worry). Now, what I l’amour best about this animé is how I watched it thinking it was gonna be some sort of Hentai. I’m not kidding. My Friends a dit that this animé was about a club of boys that entertain female clients. Seriously, just think of that, and tell me it doesn’t sound like some animator wanting to make a quick buck, so he writes a hentai. Thankfully, it wasn’t hentai. It was a great high school anime. And goddamn, it was amazing. The characters were brilliantly portrayed, and I just l’amour the humor in this series. Seriously, toi should watch it. toi won’t regret it.
#46: Yu-Gi-Oh - Now, this animé is plus based off nostalgia, from watching it when I was a kid. I remember it was about cards, and some kid with REALLY crazy hair… and that’s about it. Hey, I was five at the time. I couldn’t tell the difference from a plot and a goddamn sack of mois old potatoes. All I can remember is that I watched it and I REALLY loved it. And how can toi not l’amour an animé about a card duel involving giant monsters fighting… and for a five an old boy, that kind of stuff was awesome. It’s like giving a kid a life sized cyborg dinosaur. Kids eat that stuff up like macaroni... wait, what were we talking about… Oh, right, Yu-Gi-Oh. This animé was always a favori of mine growing up, and it’s still great today… can’t say the same for the later adaptations though. Egh.
#45: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls - I honestly don’t know how I came to watching this anime. I just found it one day, and a dit “Eh, I got nothing better to do” and just watched it… and thank GOD I did. This animé is really a mind fucker… in a good way, of course. I never played the Corpse Party games before watching this anime, so I had NO idea what I was getting myself into… and it was a massive horrifying gore fest, with a bunch of schoolkids dying, and a well thought out story. Yeah, this animé may not have appealed to everyone, and it isn’t the most populaire animé around, but, if toi want a good horror anime, then this is right up your alley.
#44: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo - Oh, man, I know I am going to annoy some people just par mentioning this anime. Now, people everywhere have a dit that this is the dumbest animé in the world… and I agree. It is dumb, but that’s the point. This animé is made to be as stupid as possible, and that is what makes this animé so hilarious. Sure, when toi think of an animé about a bunch of villains wanting to make the world bald, and a hero with nose hairs used as whips fighting and the montrer has a whole bunch of crazy shit in it, it just sounds dumb right then and there… but that’s what I l’amour about this anime. It’s stupidity just makes it so funny. Sure, this animé isn’t for everyone… but, I’m not like everyone, so it’s perfect for me
#43: Lucky étoile, star - Now, all animé fans have to know this animé to just know anime. I mean, this anime’s main character is on the banner at the very top. That kinda means she’s popular. Now, when I heard someone made an animé where a gaming animé fan is the main character, all I could think of was “... Someone made an animé of me”? Sadly, no. But, that’s a good thing. This animé tries to relate to the viewer, and it did a good job. It shows the common life of a gaming animé fan, letting the viewer feel glad when watching this anime. It shows that creators of animé actually care about their viewers. If only American cartoon creators were as caring.
#42: Another - Now, this is another animé I recently watched, but goddamn, its good. I never would have expected to like an animé that is this violent, especially since high school students die left and right…. man, high school students die a lot in anime, huh… now, I’m kinda glad I’m not in anime. Anyway, this horror animé is just so freaky, especially with Mei, being so goddamn scary. I’m not kidding when I say that her appearance and personality kinda scared me. And with people dying left and right, that didn’t help… at all. Still, this is an amazingly well written horror anime. And if toi wish to watch it, please do. It’s amazing
#41: Dragon Ball Z Kai - I’ve pissed off people with this commentaire before… so, lets do it again. I do not like the original Dragon Ball Z. Thankfully, the creators created Dragon Ball Z, or, as I like to call it “The DBZ’s Apology Letter to Windwakerguy430”. This animé fixed all of the problems that I had with the original, and I am glad they did fix it. Sure, the original fans may hate this anime, but all I can think is how can anyone hate this. It’s amazing. It’s like hating a remake to a movie because….. uh….. Okay, everyone hates movie remakes. That was a terrible example. But, toi know what I mean. This animé is just so good. The fight scenes are amazing, the characters are plus lovable, and I just can’t help but ask for more. I WANT plus OF THIS ANIME, PLEASE!!!
#40: Sonic X - Hey, remember FuckKids. Those bastards that tried to censor out Sonic X and another animé and try to fuck up their reputations, and nearly succeeded and made them sign the National Anthem and made me want to burn down their company. Well, they had to try harder if they wanted me to hate Sonic X. No way, this animé was still awesome. Even though I am plus of a Mario fan, I was always willing to play Sonic games. I did like Sonic games when I was a kid, but when I saw a Sonic TV show, I just had to watch it. This was another nostalgic show, right suivant to Yu-Gi-Oh, only, a thousand times plus awesome. I mean, IT’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG! The fastest thing since the goddamn Flash. Even though people don’t like this animé (AND IT’S ALL THANKS TO YOU, 4KIDS! FUCK YOU), I still l’amour this animé very much.
#39: Sword Art Online - Now, people have asked me to put this animé on my haut, retour au début Ten Overrated animé List… why… Okay, that’s a dumb question. I can see why. The woman look like they are useless without someone to help them, and a game like this would get sued plus than gaming companies get sued par Jack Thompson. But, the story is still pretty good, and the fight scenes…. OH MY GOD, the fight scenes. And when that epic musique is added. I swear to god, this animé is going to make me lose all my shit, just with its fight scenes alone. Yeah, it may have a few problems, but, no animé is perfect. Sword Art Online is no exception.
#38: Clannad: After Story - Oh, god. This anime… This anime… Oh, god, it’s too sad. I can’t explain it… Ah, I can explain it. This animé was so beautiful, story wise and visually wise. This animé had some of the best animation I had seen at the time, and the story… Oh, my god. This animé has to have one of the most tear jerking stories I have ever seen in my entire life. It’s just way too beautiful… Until and ending went and fucked it up… but, I won’t spoil it, not here, not now. It is still a great anime, that I l’amour very much. I would recommend toi all watching it if toi have the time
#37: Sgt. Frog - Oh, god, this anime. It brings back so many memories. So many very very very very VERY fucked up memories. But, a good kind of fucked up. This animé was just so goddamn funny. It’s like your favori comedy animé that has a talking animal in it. And this animé is just hilarious. Not only is Sgt. Frog one of the most hilarious animé characters ever, with his psychotic personality about invading earth, but the 4th mur jokes just make this animé fantastic. Seriously, go watch it. toi won’t regret it
#36: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time - Well, here is the first animé movie. Get used to it, it’s gonna appear a lot from here on out. Now, when toi think of an animé that involves time travel.. not a lot come up… for me, anyway. For toi all, probably. But, anyway, this animé is just amazing. Even though the story is just about time travel, and a character using this to her advantage, it still manages to be very tragic in plus than one way. Now, how can time travel be tragic. Simple. WHEN toi FUCK IT UP! AND FUCKING THAT KIND OF STUFF UP IS EASY! Of course, I won’t say how, just know that this was one of the first animé films in years that made my eyes open wide with anticipation, and that doesn’t happen to me easily
#35: Mirai Nikki - Or, Future Diary if toi want to complain about it. Now, this animé is basically what toi get if toi gave Overly Attached Girlfriend her own anime… with lots plus violence in it as well. Yuno has to be one of the most psychotic animé characters ever… and it kinda scares me. This is the kind of character that haunts the viewer just as much as characters in the anime. And it takes a lot to just do that, but Yuno just so happened to do it. And that makes it plus scary, really. But, that’s good, because it shows that the writers know what they are doing and are using it to the best of their abilities. And, lets not forget that this anime, while fucked up at times, has a really good story, that anyone can fall in l’amour with in just one viewing of this show. I did, so, I think it will work for the rest of the world
#34: Welcome to the N.H.K - Now, what I l’amour about this animé is that this réponses the world most important question. No, it doesn’t answer why people are here, and what our purpose is. It réponses “What do video game creators do behind the scenes”. Sure, they seem like your usual creators that work together, but, what if it’s just a couple guys. This animé shows the characters suffering from all sorts of problems in their lives, like family problems, work problems, school problems, financial problems, all the problems. toi name it. This animé lets us sympathy with the characters, who just want to make something great, but are suffering from all sorts of problems in the middle of it. Kinda like Bakuman.. but, with video games
#33: Serial Experiments Lain - Now, this anime… is a little hard for me to explain. Now, even though I loved it, it still kinda confused me. Maybe I’m just dumb, I don’t know. Anyway, when I heard this was a communistic sort of government that controlled the people and the main character needed to find out the mystery of some sort of internet clone, I was sucked in… yeah, it’s a lot better sounding when toi watch the anime. Of course, the animé stopped at some point, and never continued it…. But, Funimation got the rights and continued it, so its all good now.
#32: Pokemon - Oh, god… the nostalgia. Now, if toi all remember my original favori animé list, toi all know that I ranked Pokemon TOO DAMN HIGH! Just because its nostalgic, that doesn’t make this animé the best animé ever made. But, I still l’amour this animé very much. This was the first animé I ever loved. Pretty common for a starter anime, if toi asked me. I never played a Pokemon game before I watched it, so I got all my Pokemon info off the animé itself. I loved Pokemon so much, I actually bought so much merchandise form it. I still have it too, and I am NOT getting rid of it, Mom. Stop talking about it
#31: My Neighbor, Totoro - Oh, man, this movie is just so amazing. Now, even though this animé wasn’t very story driven as much as other animé movies, it was still a beautiful movie. This movie shows two kids exploring their new accueil town, and meeting fascinating creatures, one of them being a friendly creature named Totoro. I loved this anime, because it showed what kids what imagine, and how they would behave, making me care for the characters more, because they were all believable. This movie, while not my favorite, is just so well written, and I say, better to montrer this to your kids then a montrer that teaches them how to successfully make a ball shot
#30: Pokemon Origins - WHAT! POKEMON ORIGINS IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL POKEMON!? ….. Yeah. I like this animé better, because it follows the game more, and… well, isn’t that kinda the point of video game anime. But, this animé is also amazing, due to how well told it’s story is. Sure, toi can’t really tell much of a story with Pokemon, but, this animé really knows how to do it. That’s why I l’amour Pokemon Origins so much. Oh, and the secret Mewtwo idea? I see what toi did their, writers. Here’s a medal.
#29: Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva - Man, do I l’amour the Professor Layton series. It was a- No, I am talking about the movie. The games will be saved for another time. Anyway, what I l’amour about this movie is how it stays true to the game series, giving Layton very challenging puzzles, which end up being clues that he can use to solve the mystery as to what’s going on. It also has a Layton style story, that I l’amour very much. If toi are a Layton fan, then toi need to watch this movie. And if toi aren’t, toi STILL need to watch this movie
#28: Inuyasha - Damn, the memories with this anime. Now, even though I was much too young to watch this anime, I couldn’t help but wake up early in the morning, and turn this on just to watch it, and since it was usually the last thing on at that time, I was ALWAYS watching it par five o’clock each Saturday. And thank god I did, otherwise, I would have missed epic fight scenes with dangerous demons, and what I feel is one of the best l’amour stories in an anime… okay, maybe there are better, but FUCK IT, I say. Still, I enjoyed this anime, and I am glad I watched it at a young age… that way, I wouldn’t have missed out on plus animé later in my life
#27: Fullmetal Alchemist - Check it out, plus animé that was around when I shouldn’t have watched it because I was too young, but I was too cool for rules to care… and par too cool, I was an idiot that thought animé to me was Sesame rue to the rest of the kids my age. I mean, come on, fight scenes with a bunch of bright colors, with awesome music. I could be birthed out of my mother and that is what I would want to see the very seconde I come out. Fullmetal Alchemist is just so amazing. I mean, toi have so much shit going on, and so much lovable characters, and so much- Goddamn, I suck at explaining this. I know, but, hey, give me a break. I haven’t seen this animé in years. I plan on watching it again, just know that I l’amour this anime, and I think the world agrees with me
#26: Akira - Now, for the guy (Or girl) Who posté all those questions and votes about this movie, THANK YOU! Without you, I wouldn’t have found this kick cul, ass movie. It has everything I want. Fighting, bikes, superpowers, constant action, that one seen with the milk… Okay, that scene was a little weird, but this animé was still awesome. Now, Kiddies, please do cover your eyes, I will be talking about some adult stuff here. Even though this animé is good, it does montrer that it is very violent, but, in the world in Akira, and that world is going to hell, of course you’d see stuff like this. And that’s what makes it good. montrer what can happen if this was our world… And thank god it isn’t
#25: Hellsing Ultimate - Now, what can toi do with a series that has a huge story in just eight episodes. A FUCK LOAD! That’s exactly what Hellsing Ultimate did. Now, for some odd reason, I found this animé thanks to TeamFourStars abridged series of Hellsing Ultimate. And, I should thank the, because Hellsing Ultimate is one of the best animé I have ever seen. But, seriously, if toi haven’t seen Hellsing Ultimate abridged, toi need to. Funny as hell. Anyway, it is amazing how this series begins with vampire hunting to having fucking war hungry Nazi’s. Well, that’s animé for you. Fucking with logic since… the 70’s I guess
#24: Persona 4 - Now, if there is any animé that follows its original source perfectly well, it is Persona 4. I mean, goddamn, it felt just like the game. And I have rarely seen an animé that does that. So, this is just like the game. Yu is the main character, there is a world inside the TV, murderers begin to appear, and I think their was a scene involving stake… I can’t remember. Anyway, this animé really treats its original source with some damn respect. It feels like these could be legit cutscenes from the game. I mean, not even Pokemon Origins could haut, retour au début this. And trust me, toi need to have some damn good écriture to do that. Congratulations, writers of Persona 4 anime
#23: Steins Gate - Okay, so, there are other time travel animé out there. I’m just a dumbfuck and haven’t noticed this until now. Now, this animé is basically the Dr. Who of anime… and with that, I l’amour this animé already. But, anyway, this animé has probably some of the best character development I have seen, as the main character changes as the animé goes on. And that is what I l’amour about this anime, and it also really shines in the seconde half of the series when, instead of being faced with simple jokes when he interacts with his peers, and instead, it begins to have a plus darker tone on this series, which is where this series really made its part on my list. But, I have to ask. Does Stein hate pears?
#22: Trigun - Now, this animé is something I kinda forgot about. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I loved Trigun. It’s just been years since I last saw it. All I can remember is its THEME SONG THAT WAS RAINED DOWN par THE FUCKING HEAVENS, in other words, its good, and I remember something about bounty hunters, six billion dollars, and a cat. Hard to say. This is just another nostalgia choice, and goddamn, was this animé amazing. At least, I remember it as amazing. Like I said, it’s been years since I saw it, so, my memory is a little blank
#21: Naruto - Yes, I a dit it. Naruto is my least favori of the big three. But, that doesn’t mean I hate it. No, not at all. I absolutely l’amour Naruto… the anime, not Naruto himself. Anyway, I was always wondering what the first animé about ninjas I should watch. And, Naruto was the winner. And, goddamn, I still don’t regret it to this day. I remember watching this back when I was in third grade, and I loved it so much. About eight years later, I still l’amour the series. Even Naruto Shippuden is awesome as hell. I still can’t believe the series finally ended. At least it ended on a note. We’ll miss you, Naruto. Well, I will, but, toi were popular, so, I guess lots of people will miss you- I’ll just shut up now
#20: Summer Wars - Now, I dare toi to look me in the eyes and say “Summer Wars sucks”... toi can’t do it. It’s impossible to say. Summer Wars was just too amazing. It had a great story, montrer how civilization was reaching the highest point of technology. I mean, damn, this movie really showed how well made technology was, but it also showed how even the thing we cherish can cause the end of the world. Not to mention, the family in this movie is just amazing. I can’t help but l’amour them. And I l’amour this movie. It’s just so amazing, and the animation is beautiful. Then again, all animé animation is beautiful, but toi know what I mean
#19: Code Geass - Now, I was always a fan of well written stories, but, DAMN! I haven’t seen a story like Code Geass’s story. It has rebellions, mechs, guns, and a whole bunch of other crazy shit that I can’t explain in just this one part. Also, the ending to this series was just amazing. I am not going to spoil it for anyone who hasn’t watched it. But, let’s just say, that the ending is a certain animé done right. I’m not gonna say what anime, just know, that Code Geass did the ending much better
#18: Baka and Test - I only recently started watching Baka and Test after a friend told me about it. And, needless to say, if I was homosexual, I’d Kiss my friend on the mouth for telling me about this anime. This animé is just so goddamn funny. toi thought Sgt. Frog had great humor, well, Baka and Test is like Sgt Frog if it was about plus high schools. Now, let me just tell you, the main character is a total idiot, so, it is a perfect role for this show. And when toi have characters like a very violent girl, a pervert with a camera, a kid who no one knows the gender of, and a child abusing school staff member, then… that sounds a lot plus fucked up then you’d think, but, trust me, it’s good
#17: Gregory Horror montrer - Let’s talk about a CJI anime…… Never heard of them, have you? Well, now toi have. The Gregory Horror montrer is a CJI horror anime, that takes place in a first person perspective, something that any montrer rarely does. It’s almost like a game… and, now, I am not talking about the Playstation 2 game. This animé has a great cast of horrifying characters. toi have chef with a giant hatchet, a zombie cat that eats phones, a nurse who, I swear, has some sort of sexual desire for blood, and that’s only scraping the surface of the insane characters in this series. And, since each episode only lasted like two minutes each, toi could easily finish the whole series in at least three hours.
#16: Angel Beats - Oh, goddamn it, not another tear jerking anime… sorry, sorry. Anyway, when I heard of an animé about angels, I thought “Must be a harem”. Then I heard it was about them being in the afterlife and they needed to déplacer on to their suivant life…. and then I thought “Must be a harem”. But, seriously though, it isn’t. Angel Beats has some of the most lovable cast of characters I have ever seen in an anime, and I just feel so bad for them when something bad happens, ou be happy when something good happens. And that ending… OH GODDAMN IT, suivant ENTRY PLEASE, BEFORE I START CRYING!
#15: Hetalia - Yes, I know toi will all get pissed because Hetalia didn’t make the haut, retour au début Ten. But, the thing is, Hetalia is something I only recently watched. But, Hetalia is still amazing. I just l’amour how it uses all countries stereotypes and makes fun of the countries with it… even though this animé could easily piss off a handful of people, but, do the creators give a fuck. No. And good thing they don’t, otherwise we wouldn’t have one of the funniest animé of all time
#14: Tokyo Godfathers - Now, when toi think of a movie about a homeless man, a teenage runaway, and a transvestite trying to find an abandoned bébés mother, toi all think “What the fuck”. But, trust me, this movie is one of the best I had ever seen. There is no magic, no creatures, and no nothing animé like. It is all real life animé movie, montrer the problems with the world around us, and yet, it also shows the beautiful things about it. This movie just shows us how amazing toi can be with an animé movie, even without fantaisie like things
#13: Bleach - Now, when Bleach was one of the first animé I had ever watched. Right up there with Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Inuyasha, and goddam, the best animé of my childhood. Sure, I didn’t know what the fuck a shinigami was at the time, and, really, I didn’t care. I just loved all the action and the giant monsters, and all that kind of stuck. That’s the kind of stuff that dragged 7 an olds like me at the time to watch their kind of stuff. And, it sure as hell worked. Good job, Madman Entertainment
#12: Black Lagoon - Now, there comes a time in an animé viewers life… who is a male anyway, where all they want to see is countless action going on, non-stop. Thankfully, Black Lagoon does just that. And it is fucking AWESOME. There are gunfights, fistfights, knifefights, swordfights, fuckfights, well, maybe not that last one, but, there are fight FUCKING EVERYWHERE! Also, this animé has the most kickass soundtrack I have ever heard. I can’t explain it here, toi just need to watch this animé and toi will know what I mean
#11: Fate/Zero - Now, I could have chosen Fate/Stay Night, but, that one didn’t really stick to me like Fate/Zero did. It stuck to me like chewed gum on the bottom of my shoes… and that’s a good thing. This animé has so many characters, that I can’t help that but l’amour all of them, due to each one having a different personality, and having a different interest in winning the competition. And, those fucking fight scenes have to be some of the best in anime. Also, the soundtrack was created par the same guy who made the musique for Sword Art Online… Do toi need plus of an explanation
Well, here it is. The haut, retour au début Ten. Are toi ready… no? Well, too bad. Here we go
#10: Grave of the Fireflies - Oh, goddamn it. Not this movie again. It’s like Clannad ou Angel Beats only a million times sadder. Well, here it is, everyone. Grave of the Fireflies. This movie made me cry like a two an old. And how could it not. The movie follows a boy and his sister trying to survive in Japon during World War II. And, here, we get to see what happened during that time. And, goddamn it, America. Why’d toi have to drop that fucking bomb. This just shows that war is never a good thing to be in, and why there just shouldn’t be one.
#9: Attack on Titan - Of course Attack on Titan was gonna make the list. Everyone has heard of Attack on Titan, and everyone loves Attack on Titan. And how could toi not. It is one of the most populaire animé of this generation. It has an amazing story, about a bunch of giant stupid naked monsters attacking people… Okay, it’s a lot glacière when toi watch it. Trust me. This animé also has some of the best fight scenes, and the characters are all amazing and each one of them have a great personality, making me really care about them and their survival. Sadly, survival isn’t an option in this anime, obviously
#8: Soul Eater - Lets look at the animé that all my friends, including me, love. What is it about this animé that people love? Is it the unique art style and CJI that has never been seen in animé before this? Is it the great humor that toi couldn’t find in any other anime? Is it the great cast of characters who we are always rooting for? Is it the epic fight scenes that are so awesome, that they rival that of the Big 3? Oh, what’s with all these stupid questions. Everyone knows its all of the reasons
#7: One Piece - That’s right. One Piece is my favori of the Big Three. Now, even though this is my favorite, everyone else looks at One Piece as the worst of the Big Three. And toi wanna know who’s fault it is… Of course, it’s FuckKids. No one likes them, and it’s because they almost ruined One Piece’s reputation. Almost, anyway. Thankfully, it is still going, and it is going STRONG! The fight scenes are just so epic, and all the characters have lovable personalities. Not to mention, the comedy gets me every time with this anime. Why do people hate this franchise so much.. okay, 4Kids is obviously to blame, but, still, I l’amour this series so much. I just hope this animé gets plus loved par the world.
#6: Baccano! - Now, I was always curious of what went on during the thirties… And, Baccano doesn’t do jack shit to tell me. But, it is still an awesome anime. It tells each characters story in awesome ways, and it shows how all of those stories tie together into one epic story of awesomeness. It has some awesome fights, whether with guns, fists, ou knifes. Not to mention, just piecing the story together yourself is all the plus rewarding once it is over. Oh, and that ending. FUCKING BRILLIANT! Trust me, toi need to watch Baccano. This animé needs to be seen par plus people.
#5: Elfen Lied - Now, it’s time to talk about my favori horror animé of all time. Elfen Lied has to be the most disturbing animé I have ever seen in my life. It has graphic murder, nudity, strong language, child abuse, child rape, child murder, animal abuse, incest, and a psychotic little girl who enjoys seeing people in pain. Yet, its amazing how well told of a story this animé is. It has a great cast of characters, and a story so amazing, it feels as though the creators are the Japanese version of Stephen fucking King. To be honest, I didn’t know what I would expect from an animé titled Elfen Lied, but, I assure you, I didn’t expect one of the greatest animé of all time.
#4: Spirited Away - I remember this movie a lot from when I was six years old. This movie fascinated me when I was six. This movie showed so many fascinating creatures, and many wonderful characters. The animation was amazing to my six an old self. It was just so amazing to see this animation, mixed with a lovable cast of characters, and an amazing world of fantasy. It was just beautiful to me. It’s hard to have not fallen in l’amour with Spirited Away, especially at the young age I was when I saw it. If toi have not heard of this movie, then WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU! But, then again, who hasn’t seen this movie? And, tell me, who doesn’t l’amour this movie?
#3: Death Note - WAIT, WHAT? I know what toi are all thinking. Yes, I did make a review on this anime. Yes, I did say the seconde half wasn’t as good as the first. And, yes, I did say the ending was a fucking disaster. But, the thing it, the first half was amazing. Light has to be one of the greatest animé anti-heroes I have ever seen in an anime. All of the characters were wonderful, and giving us characters that no one has ever seen before in an anime. The story is also so well thought-out and so brilliantly made, that it is no wonder this animé got to popular. Oh, and Light’s laugh. Fucking amazing. Yeah, the seconde half may not have been good, but, the first half was so good, and I mean SO fucking good, that it made the haut, retour au début five. That’s how good it is
#2: Cowboy Bebop - Of course this one was gonna make the list. I mean, IT’S COWBOY FUCKING BEBOP! The greatest animé of all time… and it only made number two….. huh…. Anyway, this animé is amazing, mainly because, at the time, it gave us a brand new idea. I mean, l’espace bounty hunters going around and catching criminals in space. That is so fucking cool. Of course, the story is a lot plus serious than that, and I l’amour it because that. This animé had an original idea, an epic story, some of the most awesome characters I had ever seen in an anime, and it is just an epic story. Not to mention, it’s ending is one of the best I had ever seen in anime. And, now. All I can say is that, if they don’t have l’espace Cowboys in the an 2071, I’m gonna be really pissed
#1: Azumanga Daioh - Yes, I a dit it. A humorous story with adorable characters and humor beat Elfen Lied, Spirited Away, Death Note, and even the masterpiece Cowboy Bebop. Now, how is this possible. Well, probably because, none of the animé mentioned is relatable. That is why I chose Azumanga Daioh out of all of the animé on the list. Because, this animé is much plus relatable. BUT, we’ll get to how in a few minutes. Now, lets talk about something else. The humor in this animé is just amazing. Sgt. Frog and Baka and Test may have some good humor, but they don’t even compare to Azumanga Daioh. Probably because the humor in this animé is something toi could do in reality. It gives a sense of reality, making it much plus lovable. Also, the characters are just like people toi would meet in your own high school, making them plus lovable. And, now lets talk about what truly made it number one. It’s giving off a sense of reality, but also nostalgia. It shows how people’s true high school experiences would have gone, making this animé great. That is why Azumanga Daioh is my favori animé of all time
Goddamn, this took a lot of time to make, but, I just hope toi all liked it. And, with that said, I will see toi all suivant time