Minerva vison

We start the fanfiction in a typical Looney Tunes "Rabbit Season, canard Season" cartoon.

Daffy: [points Elmer's gun to Bugs] Rabbit season!
Bugs: [points the gun to Daffy] canard season!
Daffy: [points the gun to Bugs] Rabbit season!
Bugs: [points the gun to Daffy] canard season!
Daffy: [points the gun to Bugs] Rabbit season!
Bugs: [keeping the gun aimed at him] Rabbit season!
Daffy: [aims Elmer's gun at himself] canard season! FIRE!!!

Like good ol' times, Elmer blasted Daffy in the face, relocating the duck's bill on the back of his head.

Daffy: [puts his beak back on his face] You're despicable!

As that happened,...

At the PPG's house, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup and Professor Utonium were having mac and cheese for lunch.

Blossom: [eating her mac and cheese] They a dit they got kicked par the park's statue for going crazy over it. Seriously, are they joking?
Bubbles: [eating her mac and cheese] And then the evil Mojo Jojo melted the statue and announced to us that he is going to cause plus destruction, [begins to impersonate Mojo] because he is.... Mojo Jojo!
Buttercup: [eating her mac and cheese] And we tried to fly to him to attack him, but he knocked us out with his blaster rays.
Yakko:...

Yakko, Wakko and Dot were flying in an airplane, heading for Townsville.

Dot: I can't wait to get there! I've never been to Townsville before! It would make a great vacation spot for us!

Yakko: Now now, little sis, no need to get a little excited.

Wakko: That place looks beautiful. The fresh, clean air, friendly people chatting. Oh, yeah!!!!

The pilot's voice suddenly appears and makes the following announcement: "Passengers, we are now reaching Townsville. Sit back, relax, and exit the plane once we land."

Wakko and Dot: YAHOO- [get shut up par Yakko with a "shhhh"]

The plane then produces its wheels...