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The suivant morning we were woken up early par the sound of sirens blaring loudly in our ears, the flash ou police lights shining brightly through the window. naturally worry was spreading through out my body and i could feel my adrenaline pumping. I could see that crystal was worried too as she looked up wide eyed into my own eyes breathing heavily grabbing me tight for protection, before i knew she had buried her head into my chest and had closed her eyes as if this was the last moment we would spend together.

Crystal: "Daniel!? What's going on!? What's with all the sirens!?"

Me: "Crystal; I don't...

Chapter 6

Where’s Salty

As the sun rose again over Jasper Park.

Humphrey again awoke to see Kate lying suivant to him; he smiled, got up and walked out to the entrance to their tanière, den and sat outside and looked over the valley. ”Wow it is really beautiful here” he thought.

Kate then woke up to see Humphrey wasn’t suivant to her. “Humphrey!” she yelled. “Yes my darling Kate, what is it” Humphrey replied as he walked back into the tanière, den where Kate was lying. “I thought toi had left me baby” Kate replied. “No, baby why would I do that” Humphrey replied immediately. “I don’t know...

Kate opened her eyes and moaned. Her head hurt like crazy, plus she could not remember what happened. She noticed her pants and underwear were missing. At first she thought she was raped but then her vag was not sore. So hopefully she wasnt. She looked around to see the room TRASHED.

"Oh Fuck" Kate said, "What the hell happened?"

Suddenly, she heard movement. Kate looked and saw Lilly, slowly getting to her feet.

"Lilly? What the fuck happened last night?" Kate said, looking for pants.

Lilly just fell over again. Kate sighed and helped her little sister up. Lilly yawned and then reality hit...

The jour was young and the air was cool. I always l’amour to walk through the woods near my house. Its about a 4 mile trail.I was about 3 miles in when I heard rustling in the bushes to my side. I heard whatever it was walk away so I decided to follow the noise. When I got down to a riverside trail I saw her for the first time. A beutiful looking wolf. Light blonde fourrure and blue eyes. I walked down to the river pretending like I didnt see her.

"Holy Shit!!" She a dit as I came out of the trees.
"Sorry if I scared toi I was just............wait did toi just talk?" And now I was freaked out. I then...

Humphrey had noticed the tall dark loups that were surrounding him as he was speaking with Hunter. "How are toi still alive?" asked Hunter, still not believing that Humphrey could once plus walk among the living.

"You can ask the Masters that one." Humphreys voice deepened and startd to sound like leaves rustling in the wind as the white in his eyes began to glow. "I'd suggest that toi make ammends for what toi did to me and the packs, toi flee and tick ridden worm infested sack of scum unworthy to even be on the floors of Hell."

"When did toi grow a pair?" Hunter was begining to feel as...

2 week's later. Shadow's POV.


I was so bored with just handling skirmishes that happend outside the territory. I wanted to go and destroy the enemy now. Fang wanted to do the same. Me and him were just getting accueil right now. We had just taken out a stone lion who was trying to break through the territory. We both had cuts and bruises, But nothing serios. We both walked into the den. Everybody looked up at us.

"Oh my gosh Shadow are toi alright?" Aleu cried. I rolled my eyes. She just cared about me to much. It was getting annoying.

"I'm fine Aleu. Calm down." I said. She just kept on worrying...

Read Humphrey's Secret first. This is the sequel.


Humphrey's POV.

It had been four weeks since I fought my brother Seth and killed him. Me, Kate, Garth,and Lilly were all walking up to Winston and Eve's tanière, den for they had called us. I walked in first with Kate leaning on her cause of my still broken leg and bruised ribs.Garth and Lilly followed us. When we got there we saw Tony inside with Eve and Winston.

"Hey dad what are toi doing here?" Garth asked his father. Tony looked around with a smile.

"Well son there's going to be a big change for the pack today." Tony told us. We sat down. Garth...

NOTE: Remember anything between me and Kate is pure fiction. I am with Katie and Kate is still with Jon. Actually Katie wanted me to write this to see what it would be like. She told me Kate was ok with it too.


I was speechless, Kate and I broke away from our kiss. "Uh, Kate?" I said, still kinda shocked. Before she could answer, the suivant thing I knew, I was all over her. I took my clothes off and locked the door. Me knowing Katie was knocked out. I didn't feel as bad at first, because she was technically Kate from another universe. With that in out heads, Kate and I did the worst thing, we...

It was early sunday in Idaho and i felt like driving up to Jasper park canada I got up took a douche got dressed and Left.

It was a sunny jour and i took out my Ford F-150 V8 and drove twoards canada but it would be a long cul, ass trip. ~12 hours later~ I arrived in Jasper. I was tired and low on fuel and i stopped at a gas station and filled up and i went to the motel across the rue from the dirt road to Jasper. ~Next morning~ I got up got dressed and went across the rue to the dirt road in my Ford and i drove down it and soon i saw the sign saying "WELCOME TO JASPER INTERNATIONAL PARK"...

It was a sad day, Katie somewhat dying and then finding out that she was pregnant with my son who was stillborn, that was just too much. It turns out that the guy who hit Katie came to visit. His name was Buddy and he was in tears. He told me how he had done a stupid thing and he had an alcohol problem. He promised me he would go to AA and quit drinking for good and he asked me if I would forgive him. Katie forgave him and so did I, even though I still wanted to blow his fucking head off with my .44 magnum. After that, it was a slow recovery. Katie had to stay in the Hospital for a couple...

(June 24, 2011)

The Sikorsky landed at Colville Municipal airport at a quarter to eight in the evening. The landing was one of my smoothest in récent flights and it earned me a glance of approval from my Scar.
Kate, however, didn't even look up. She just sat there in the crew chiefs seat, staring at the ground with a depressed look on her face.
"Kate?" Scar asked uncertainly.
She looked up at her. Her eyes were clouded and she just looked miserable.
I made an executive decision and scooped her up. She offered no resistance and just laid there in my arms.
With Scar hot on my heels, I carried...

Shakey, Salty, and Mooch came to Humphrey house.
“Hey, Humphrey!” Shakey said
“What up guys?”
“Sorry for your loss!” Mooch said.
“She was no loss!”
“Really?”
“Well, I’ll miss her, but she’s where she belongs.”
“You mean how she’s burning…”
Shakey elbowed Salty in the gut to prevent Salty from reminding Humphrey that she’s in hell.
“We came because we want to steal those planes.”
“Alright, we could do that. Come back in an hour.”
15 minutes later, the doorbell rang, “Has it been an hour?”
“No it hasn’t.”
They left. 15 minutes after that,...

(June 6, 2011)

The first ten minutes of my drive, I couldn't see shit because I was crying too hard. It's a miracle that I didn't crash my CO's four hundred and fifty thousand dollar Ferrari 599 GTO. After that though, my eyes were clear enough for me to see.
Once I got out of the massive amount of traffic near Harborview, I made a phone call.
ring ring "Answer dammit!" ring ring
He picked up. "Hello?"
"Hello?!" I a dit hurriedly. "Jon?"
"Yeah," he a dit slowly.
"It's Colby! Scar ran out on me! She a dit she was going to your house. Have toi gotten a call from her?"
"She ran out on you? What happened?"...

(June 2, 2011)
(the end of the airshow)

The volatile aviation fuel mixed with the heat in the compressor of the right engine and lit. The subsequent detonated tore the tail of the F-22 fighter apart with a bone-shaking boom.
The shockwave from the explosion slammed my helmeted head against the instrument panel, making me see stars.

* * *

"COLBY!" Scar screamed.

* * *

I blinked the stars out of my eyes and snatched the controls. I wrestled with the stick, trying futilely to bring what was left of the aircraft back under control. The controls vibrated violently in my grasp as the control surfaces shook...

Time flies par and the festival of metal draws ever closer and even the old retired loups are looking to make a good impression on the howling stage.

Eve: Winston Honey, its been days since we have practised our chant ou even our howling, come on in and practise with me darling.

Winston sat outside enjoying the rays of sunshine raining down upon him until he heard the fiery voice of his death Angel beckoning from their log mansion.

Eve: Winston!!

Winston: God damn it woman, can't toi see that i am trying to rest out here, this back doesn't straighten itself out toi know.

Eve: NOW WINSTON!!!

A scared...

(March 31, 2011)
(this is after we get accueil from the vet’s office)

“This is Colby Browning for Dr. Johnston,” I a dit to Milly the secretary. She put me on hold and transferred the call.
“This is Dr. Johnston,” he a dit when he came on the line.
“Hey, doc, this is that guy that pulled a gun on toi earlier,” I a dit hesitatingly. There was only silence. “Anyway, I’m just calling to apologize for that. I would never have pulled the trigger and toi were in no danger at any point. I just had to get back there and make sure that Scar got treated.”
When the doctor first spoke, there...

Early Saturday morning Humphrey was getting ready to preform in front Of this huge crowd of some say 300,000 loups and he was a nervous wreck then he saw Kate's face in the crowd and it was like the whole crowd dissapeared except her and Humphrey felt much plus confident.

Humphrey was signaled par his band that they were ready and he began to play the guitare [This song belongs to Metallica the song is One]


Humphrey: I can't remember anything
can't tell if this is true ou dream
deep down inside I feel to scream
this terrible silence stops me

now that the war is through with me
I'm waking up,...

[THIS SERIES WILL ALWAY BE FROM JON'S POINT OF VIEW] Here i am at the age of 4 sitting behind the wheel it now lap 298 we have two laps to go and we are coming to the green flag ok here my first race is under way i'm in 5th and my dad is leading so i will try to pass between two cars and hopefully not wreck [here comes my big rookie mistake] i went to pass and as i got to the front of Kyle he swerved his car becoming loose and tap my back bumper causeing me to slide on the straight away and i got hit par another car and i was fliped on my side and then i was ramed par another and i rolled on...

Humphrey was taking his lunch break. He went and pick up his Friends and went to “Grubb in the box.”
“Can I take your order please?” the attendant asked.
“I’ll have a number 9,” Humphrey said.
“I’ll also have a number 9,” Shakey said.
“I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip,” Salty said.
“I’ll have two number 9’s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, two number 45’s, one with cheese, and a large soda,” a dit Mooch.
“Fat guy,” Shakey said.
“You’re paying,” Humphrey said.
Humphrey pulled up to the seconde window, “You know, there’s a huge...

it is the night after the moon light howl me and lily are heading accueil from a great carabou dîner we have had a lot going on humphrey and kate had got married yesterday and lilly's dad is sick so we have not had any time to spend together. garth' what are toi thinking about asked lily, "oh nothing i was just thinking about your dad and how he is doing". "i am shure he is fine lily conforted me, yeah i shouldnt worry about that should i i a dit like a complete idiot.

when we got back to our tanière, den i laid down right away i was so tired that i couldn't even hold my own weight. "boy i am really tired...