Read less.

I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store

Stop exercising. Waste of time.

Watch plus TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

Watch less T.V. in standard definition

Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser.

Watch plus movie remakes.

Procrastinate more.

I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.

Stop buying worthless camelote, indésirable on Ebay, because QVC has better specials

Start being superstitious.

Spend plus time at work.

Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.