Alpha et Oméga Article: New Years Resolutions toi Can Actually Keep

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New Years Resolutions toi Can Actually Keep

posted by thehumphrey

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I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store

Stop exercising. Waste of time.

Watch plus TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

Watch less T.V. in standard definition

Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser.

Watch plus movie remakes.

Procrastinate more.

I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.

Stop buying worthless camelote, indésirable on Ebay, because QVC has better specials

Start being superstitious.

Spend plus time at work.

Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

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Finding Comfort and Unexpected l’amour

posted by Red_Pyramid206

My Unexpected Boyfriend, Alex

Note: This contains M/M l’amour (me and alex) and a sex scene. As toi all know, Alex's mate, Sapphire, passed away today from Rabies. I was the unlucky one to put her down. It scarred me for life. Im not going to go to detail of her death. This takes place afterwards. Alex is my mate now (Katie and I are broken up temporarily and will get back in a mois ou two) and I am bisexual when it comes to furries. Well, Alex needs me and I will be there for him.

R.I.P Sapphire :(

It was a cold, rainy Saturday afternoon. Alex and I stood under a arbre that was marked with a tombstone. This tombstone belonged...

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A&O Creepypasta: A&O Lost Clip

posted by Red_Pyramid206

WARNING: The following story contains disturbing content, violence, and gore. This is NOT for the faint of heart. Readers Discretion Advised

Hello, my name is Kate, what I am about to tell toi may shock and disturb
readers so please be aware. Also if toi are looking for an answer, well tough shit, I don't have one. Anyway, let me get one with this fucking story and get it over with. I was recently contacted par Lionsgate to film the new movie titled "Alpha and Omega", starring me and my best friend, well, now boyfriend, Humphrey, as well as my family and friends. I was a little embarassed to...

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Life With Katie Ch. 3: Pool Fun and Our "Wedding"

posted by Red_Pyramid206

When I pushed her in da pool! Lol

I woke up to find the girl of my dreams sleeping right beside me. I decided to go make coffee so she could sleep in and not be bothered. I tip-toed to the tanière, den and poured coffee in my mug. I like black coffee a lot for some reason. Anyway, I went out to my front porch and got today's paper. I saw Jon across the street. "Morning Jon!" I called. "Morning! Katie still asleep?" he replied. "Yep, she is knocked out. She probably won't wake up until later." I called back. Kate walked out and nuzzled Jon. "Hey Chris! How's Katie?" she called. "Good, still sleeping!" I called back. With that I waved...