posted by Xero_Pyramid206
I Decided to go with the Left 4 Dead crossover. We need a good zombie story on here. I started a dead rising crossover back when I first joined, but It soon died and I moved on.
Hello, my name is Kate. This is the story of how me, my boyfriend, my sister, and my brother-in-law survived a living hell hole. I tell ya, it aint a pretty sight. If toi got a problem, toi can fuck off. Anyway, back to the story.
This whole thing started out on a normal day. I wake up in my apartment, have coffee, shower, get dressed, and go to a job I REALLY fucking hate. Im an accountant at some stupid insurance company. I get a good salary but I HATE my boss. His name is Cando, but I call him "Sgt. Asshole" behind his back. He can be cool on occasion, but that was VERY rare. Anyway, before I left for work, I turned on the news. They a dit something about a mysterious virus going around. I switched off the Tv, not interested in some bug going around. Today I REALLY regret not watching that report. I walked down the streets of Jasper City and noticed people coughing an looking pale. It kinda creeped me out. Just as I turned the corner, some asshole sneezed on me.
"HEY WATCH WHERE YOUR FUCKING GOING DIPSHIT!" I yelled.
"Sorry lady geez." he a dit running off.
Look, im not an asshole, but when toi fucking sneeze and get shit all over me, I WILL get pissed. I got that from my mom.
So I finally arrived at work and checked in. Once I got to my cubicle, I was greeted par my best friend, Sweets. We went to Misissippi State together and since then became best friends.
"Hey there sexy." She laughed, hugging me.
"Hey bitch." I teased.
"Hey boss aint here today." Sweets grinned.
I looked up to the sky.
"There is a God!" I laughed.
"So, how were toi and Humphrey the other night?" Sweets asked in that curious way.
"None of your business." I said.
"YOU HAD SEX DIDNT YOU!?" She gasped.
"Ok toi got me. HE'S FUCKING HUGE!" I said.
"I bet! Oh how I would l’amour to have him fuck my cunt." Sweets said.
"Oh shut up! he's mine anyway! toi have Arctic." Kate laughed.
"Oh Arctic..... he's so dreamy. I l’amour him to death." Sweets a dit turning to her papers.
"Yeah I bet. he's a pretty cool guy. Another cool guy is my twin sister's guy, Chris. They are expecting their first child soon." I said.
"AWWWWW! Boy ou Girl?" Sweets asked.
"They don't know yet." I said.
So after a nice jour of chatting and getting work done, and now being in a MUCH better mood than I was this morning, I left work and went to help déplacer some of Humphrey's stuff into my apartment. We got engaged last week. It was the sweetest thing. He got on both knees at the Moonlight Howl bar and proposed to me with a beautiful ring. Of course, being madly in love, I screamed "YES" so loud that every one clapped for us.
I pulled in to the driveway of his parent's and went to the door. His parents were on vacation down in Destin, Florida. Humphrey could not go because of work. He is a FBI agent in training. So far, he's done good. Humphrey answered the door with a hug and Kiss for me. I gladly accepted both.
"Hey baby." I said, s’embrasser him.
"Hey hun, glad toi can make it! Im so excited to be living with you." he said.
"Humphrey, lets just say toi don't get your own room." I a dit with that sexy grin.
I laughed when I saw the fourrure on Humphrey get stiff.
"Kate, dont give me a boner now." he laughed.
"Hahaha ok babe. Here lets get goin." I said.
So I helped Humphrey load his stuff into my truck (Yes I am a tomboy. I even play xbox.) and we drove to my apartment outside of Jasper City.
Later that evening, after getting settled in. Humphrey helped me clean my guns. I had 4 poulain, colt 1911s, 2 M16s, 2 Savage .243 cal rifles, 2 Uzi's, 2 pompe shotguns, and 2 auto shotguns. Im a gun girl. I got all those from good connections in Law enforcement. I have a few good Friends down there and they give me pistolets when they don't need them. Yes, Im that popular.
"Shit Kate, your ready for the goddamn zombie apocalypse." Humphrey laughed.
"Yeah. I guess your right." I said.
Thats when I Lost it. I jumped on him, tore his chemise off, and we both went to bed. Humphrey had a thing for my tits I tell toi that. And that my pussy was SORE too. I sucked and fucked him clean. (Don't worry kids, Ill add a descriptive scene later. hehehe.) After a romantic l’amour making moment, we were fast asleep in each other's arms.
But little did I know, all hell was gonna break loose