ABOUT ME: I can guess the nationality of any homemade porn without turning the sound up. Seriously. It's a pretty simple formula.
England: Bad teeth. Usually a little grotty. America: A bit angry. Always follows the basic porn checklist. French: The women all look amazing and the men all look like dicks. Germany: Lots of cul, ass stuff.
The best accueil made I have ever seen are some Victorian photos of naked ladies. It cost me my entire back catalogue of Asian Fanny Fun in a trade but it was worth it.
The wicked thing about the photos is that they're of ladies. Not like any old ladies...