Sasori's part tyme job

Pein and Konan were standing suivant to each other as Pein handed her a piece of paper. “Your mission is to examine the village’s security around the perimeter,” He explained.

“This mission will take a few hours,” Konan replied, “Want to get me away from the base for a little while?” Konan winked at Pein, but he only looked mildly confused.

“You have lived in the rain village all your life,” Pein said, “It makes sense that toi examine the layout of the land.”

“That is true. How convenient that such a mission would occur today of all days,” Konan a dit as she left, still smiling...

Chapter one: the noob

The Akatsuki were siting around,then Kisame heard Pein yell."NO!? WHAT DO toi MEAN NO!? I WANT HER IN MY ORGANIZATION NOW!"He yelled. Kisame walked near Hidan,and looked at him."Okay,Hidan,something is not right,I sense there is going to be a new-"His words got cut off when Pein walked in. "Ok guys I got some good news and I got some bad news." Kisame gasped and screamed like a little girl, Hidan cussed his head off,and Itachi yelled that he missed Sasuke. "What are the bad news!?"yelled Hidan,Pein smiled and that suprised sasori,Deidara,Itachi,Tobi,Hidan,kakazu,Kisame,and...