Marceline Christmas

Finn felt wonderful. After their seconde night together in the woods, his life was something to be envied par others. Every week he would meet Marceline in the woods, who each time allowed him to enjoy her to the fullest. His cœur, coeur knew sorrow no more, for at last he was able to please this woman. For him that was the sole purpose of his existence. All he ever desired was to obey a mistress, to Kiss her hand, to cherish her being, to protect her even at the cost of his life, once meaningless without her. But Marceline offered so much plus to him than a mere kiss! It was for that reason that Finn...

[I have tried to make this as good as PB could be.]
Princess Bubblegum goes into a secret chamber and goes to a door.
Door: Password?
PB: Never trust CB.
And then goes to another door.
Door: Password?
PB sighs.
PB: Sweety buns 2000.
PB squeezed the doors cheeks and the door opened then she walks up to a safe.
Safe Door: Password?
PB: Glob seriously! Its I'm not gelée 1234.
Safe Door: mot de passe granted.
The door opens and PB grabs her amulet.
PB: Finally ultimate power!
PB evil laughs and coughs.
She goes back up the chamber steps to the chamber exit door.
Door: Password?
PB: Shut up!
The door cries and opens....