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Wouldn’t it be awesome if I was president? I can imagine it:
The first law I would pass is that everyone would have to have beards.

~ Tomo ♥


"Always know that if you’re not happy with yourself, no one else can change that, no girl ou guy, no amount of money; only yourself."

~ Shannon ♥


"The brain is like a hard drive, toi only have so much space. So just be careful what you’re" filling it up with.

~ Jared ♥


We do what we do, because we want people to think “there’s no one else like these guys”, toi know? We try to make our own mark on music.

~ Shannon ♥


Now we can sell tickets because people know that we’re good and they like the music. But in the past it was like, “Let’s go see Jared Leto’s band”.

~ Tomo ♥


The purpose of life is to live your dreams, toi should never smother your wishes.

~ Jared ♥


I’ll have toi know, I did something today. I painted a banane red. No, it’s not my fucking dick. It’s a banana. And it’s not a dildo, toi disgusting people. I think it feels like one. Not that I would know. Not that toi would either know, children. Maybe I’ll give it away later. It’s my shiny red banana. Does anyone want it? But remember, do not eat it!

~ Jared ♥



- Who is single and who is taken here?
Jared: I'm married with the Echelon. Shannon: I'm forever single. Tomo: I'm getting married!! Shannon: Yeah, Tomo is off the market.



Its nice to be surrounded par people who are just as strange as toi are, thanks Echelon!

~ Tomo ♥



Do toi guys know the scene where I fall infront of the building and land on the ground? Ok. So I actually shot that in Indianapolis. And in 2006 we played in Indianapolis and I found this building, and I was like "Oh my God, this place is beautiful". I l’amour architecture and I l’amour looking at it, and I a dit "This is incredible, I gotta shoot the kill here", but we weren’t able to do it. But there I was, five years later, and I walked par that same building and I a dit "Holy shit, this was the building I was in l’amour with" so I a dit "This is perfect, I gotta shoot the scene I was missing, I gotta shoot that tonight" But of course we had one camera, it was me and Daniel. We set up the camera and got one of those gym mats and a big tall ladder. I decited to jump off that thing, obviously not as high as toi saw, but I jumped off again and again and again.. i must’ve done it 50 times and at the final cut, guess how much I used? I used zero. I used the fucking shot of me already on the floor, I busted my cul, ass for hours. We shot until the sun came down, it was freezing fucking cold, AND I got my chemise off.

~ Jared ♥


- Obligatory Mars-related question. Is there life on Mars?

Jared: Well, certainly there is life on Mars, but toi have to consider what toi mean par 'life'. In universal terms everything is life, from this table, tableau to the blood in your body, everything is as important as the next. So the answer is yes. Life in terms of science-fiction life? Probably not. But where toi find ice, and rock and activity, there will be something happening, somewhere. On what level who knows.

Shann: If toi have two hours he can blow your mind with the theory, I heard it the other night.




- Jared has been paired with basically every female star. Like Scarlet Johansson, Ashley Olsen, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan. Have toi ever get to see them?

Tomo: Hey, what about me? I've been paired with Sally Johnson, Sara Peterson.

- And who are they?

Tomo: Exactly!



- Your house is on fire, toi have 30 secondes to run back in, what do toi go back in and grab?

Jared: amande milk.

Tomo: Shampoo horn.

Interviewer: Shampoo horn?

Tomo: Don't ask.

Shannon: That's.. weird..

Jared: It's a combination between a shoe horn and shampoo leaves which only grow this season in Ecuador.

Tomo: Thank you.

Interviewer: Wow.

Shannon: I would say I'd have to grab my blender.

Tomo: He likes smoothies.



Never look back on something bad, yesterday is gone, today is now, tomorrow doesn’t exist.

~ Shannon ♥



If you’re not getting any motivation from anyone around toi in life and feel alone, rely on yourself and your own ability.

~ Shannon ♥



I think we as a band have no regrets, we like where our musique is going, its like one big l’amour train to world domination.

~ Tomo ♥


Sometimes there are shows that change you, and sometimes there are shows blow your mind. Luckily we get a mix of both in each show.

~ Jared ♥


I think this band is like air because we live in it and breathe it every seconde of the day.

~ Shannon ♥



We try to give off a positive vibe in our music, yet sometimes songs of desperation still provide a sense of hope.

~ Shannon ♥



I think if this band went away, we’d have fuck all to do with ourselves, we put everything into this band.

~ Tomo ♥



The amount of time that would elapse between me losing my BlackBerry and totally freaking out would be five minutes, tops.

~ Jared ♥



toi can’t be in your comfort zone to do something great. toi have to be outside of it in order for that new creativity to come in.

~ Tomo ♥



I’ve learned to forgive but it’s almost impossible to forget.

~ Jared ♥



Don’t try to do something toi heard. Try to create something you’ve never heard before. If toi can do that toi can do everything.

~ Tomo ♥



- Well, you're a goodlooking guy. As a straight man I can appreciate your bone structure.

Jared: toi don't have to be straight to appreciate that.



My hair is long cause I wanna look evil and badass, like that guy from the Lord of the Rings…Gandalf?…
Except he’s awesome, not evil.

~ Tomo ♥



- What would toi ask God if toi had only one question?

Shannon: What he likes to wear when he sleeps at night.
Jared: I would probably ask "Explain,please".



Question: Any reality is an illusion. Any illusion is real. What does it mean?

Jared: That your question is like a fortune cookie.



What most people don’t know is that Jared is quite the touring chef. The bus nourriture that this guy makes is pretty unreal.

~ Tomo ♥



Question: What’s the best way for toi to connect with your fans?

Jared: Give me a call. It’s 555-777-21-22.